Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I set
prozak64's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I turned
dancin_banana21 in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In February
pickebicke and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I donated bone marrow to
dcpony17 in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (181 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
Narcolepsy38