First Day On Call

[narcissisticdoc]

Newbie, if I find out that you’re behind my unhealthy change in scenery, so help me GOD, I will take my foot and shove it so far up your ass that you won’t be able to sit without screaming for at LEAST a year.

... Where is here?

Comments

[slinkily]

No one put you here other than the damn owls.

Now quit your complaining.

[narcissisticdoc]

Hey Martha, look. JUST because you have large breasts DOESN'T mean I'm going to listen to you. So how about you put those weapons away before you KILL someone with them.

[slinkily]

My name is 'RANGIKU'.

And I'm perfectly comfortable with my body~ So I see no need.

[narcissisticdoc]

Well that makes one of us, doesn't it? Because if I even HAPPEN to look at you, which I don't know for the LIFE of me why I would, I want to see your HEAD and not those balloons you've managed to shove into that sorry excuse for clothing.

[slinkily]

Well, I never asked for your opinion on the way I look, SIR.

[narcissisticdoc]