First Day On Call

[narcissisticdoc]

Newbie, if I find out that you’re behind my unhealthy change in scenery, so help me GOD, I will take my foot and shove it so far up your ass that you won’t be able to sit without screaming for at LEAST a year.

... Where is here?

Comments

[putzun_ora]

 

[narcissisticdoc]

What, am I not being LOUD enough for you? Because I can scream if you'd like.

[putzun_ora]

You talk....way too much.

[narcissisticdoc]

Oh, REALLY? I never noticed that. In fact, I never noticed how ridiculously HANDSOME I was until just now, thank you SO much for your help.

[putzun_ora]

I really want to punch you. Hard.

[narcissisticdoc]

Ooh, really? Well you'll have to wait in line, CHRISTIE.

[putzun_ora]

...yare yare daze...

[narcissisticdoc]

LISTEN to the words coming out of my MOUTH.

E-N-G-L-I-S-H.