Third Day On Call.

[narcissisticdoc]

OKAY, since I clearly scream "GOOD PARENT" I'm going to NAME my egg thing. NOW, even though I have yet to actually SEE the egg, I'm- pretty sure it's a guy. So on a scale of 10/10, meaning this WILL be the name weather 'Mommy' likes it or not, the name will be- Blue Power Ranger

Comments

[urchinhead]

What's a Power... Ranger? Do you believe your egg will hatch into something fierce and mighty?

[narcissisticdoc]

Oh, I'm SURE it will. My egg will most likely hatch into one of those robots... A TRANSFORMER, of course. And then we can take it for walks to destroy ALL humans.

[urchinhead]

.....What's a robot.

[narcissisticdoc]

Hey Sally, are ya listening to yourself? Because that question screams 'JUST-NOT-RIGHT' so much that I could make T-SHIRTS- with the absurdity of it.

[urchinhead]

...Uh, I am certainly not a Sally.

[narcissisticdoc]

Oh? WELL, how about a Margret then? You seem like a Margret to me.

[urchinhead]

Do not give me woman's names! My name is Haohmaru and that is what you will call me.

[narcissisticdoc]

Or what? You'll text me to death? Well, have I got news for you- I don't,-really care.

[urchinhead]

Uhhh... y'know, a lotta people are armed here.

[narcissisticdoc]

Uh, I don't care. For all YOU know- I could ACTUALLY be armed also.

[urchinhead]

Oooo, a fun topic from you~

What kind of weapon would you be armed with? Dueling's my thing, sir.

[narcissisticdoc]

Well aren't you JUST precious?

Uh...

NEEDLES. So when I'm fighting, I won't have to worry about chopping my OWN arm off.

[urchinhead]

Precious...?

Sou ka.