It's been a long long time...
Multiple Choice
Would you rather:
Be a foot taller or a foot shorter?
Marry someone who would always be beautiful but dumb or someone who is mighty ugly but very smart?
Talk like yoda or breathe like Darth Vader for the rest of your life?
Always be the giver or the taker?
Your mother never shaved her armpits and legs or your dad did?
Die drowning or in a fire?
Eat a deep fried turd or a "yellow snow" cone?
Cheat or be cheated on?
Be bald or freakishly hairy?
Have a foot-long nose or a foot-long tongue?
Lightning Round:
Too Cold or Too Hot?
Sweet or Salty?
Ground or Sky?
Sick or Tired?
Impeached or Assassinated?
Essay:
What if you woke up tomorrow and while you're eating breakfast, masked men break into your home, thrust a sack on your head an drag you screaming to a waiting van. You ride in silence to a waiting airstrip where you are carried aboard a jet that takes off for parts unknown. Once over international waters, your blindfold is removed and one of your captors explains that you are actually the royal heir to a small country in Western Europe. Your predecessor was recently killed in a suspicious car accident and you are now in control of this rather poor country.
Would you rather:
Be a foot taller or a foot shorter?
Marry someone who would always be beautiful but dumb or someone who is mighty ugly but very smart?
Talk like yoda or breathe like Darth Vader for the rest of your life?
Always be the giver or the taker?
Your mother never shaved her armpits and legs or your dad did?
Die drowning or in a fire?
Eat a deep fried turd or a "yellow snow" cone?
Cheat or be cheated on?
Be bald or freakishly hairy?
Have a foot-long nose or a foot-long tongue?
Lightning Round:
Too Cold or Too Hot?
Sweet or Salty?
Ground or Sky?
Sick or Tired?
Impeached or Assassinated?
Essay:
What if you woke up tomorrow and while you're eating breakfast, masked men break into your home, thrust a sack on your head an drag you screaming to a waiting van. You ride in silence to a waiting airstrip where you are carried aboard a jet that takes off for parts unknown. Once over international waters, your blindfold is removed and one of your captors explains that you are actually the royal heir to a small country in Western Europe. Your predecessor was recently killed in a suspicious car accident and you are now in control of this rather poor country.