I've written
Havelock Vetinari, his Assassins drop-out friend Wayne, and Wayne's bimbo girlfriend Kristie up for Marysues.
In more constructive news, I've found good Discworld fic. Good, disturbing Teatime fic. Three one-shots. Creepy, iccky, but not explicit. Taking Susan's speculations from Hogfather as a start.
That was it. She could hear it in Teatime's voice. There was a touch of vibrato that hadn't been there before.
"The kind of little boy," she said, watching his face, "who looks up dolls' dresses..."
"I -didn't- !"
That Kind of Boy Lessons Learned In The Eye Also,I seem to be on a Discworld fic kick.
She Had It, And They Took It Away is amazing darkfic about Tonker and Lofty back when they were Magda and Tilda. It's all canon, and it's really disturbing.