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Oct 21, 2007 07:27

Madness: So, um... Dumbledore's a bummer.
Malice: um, no.
Raspberrie: No it's true
Me: yup, http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/2007-10-20-potter-dumbledore_N.htm?csp=1books_harry_potter
Malice: holy shit. I don't think there is anything that can top that anytime soon.
Madness: I know, right.
Avarice: It's basically like giving a Postman a gun full of ammunition.
Avarice: Except replace "Postman" with "Slashfic writer" and "gun full of ammunition" with "hot thoughts of homoerotic wizard action".
Me: Oh I think they already had that.. It's more like taking the postman's gun and giving him a tank. A hover tank that shoots kill lasers.
Raspberrie: Now that's more like it!
Me: Does this mean Snape committed a hate crime?
Madness: Snape: "No, no! I didn't even KNOW he was a fanny bandit! Don't send me to Azkaban!!!"
Preludia: This does bring an interesting question. Top or Bottom?
Madness: Top
Avarice: Bottom
Malice: bottom
Raspberrie: top
Me: Neither.
Madness: Oh come on. There is no third option.
Me: I just think they'd have some cutesy wizard term for it. Like Mimble, and Fallybooler.
Madness: Mimble
Avarice: fallybooler
Raspberrie: mimble

...later...

Madness: Wait... wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if everyone knew BUT Harry.
Me: Harry: I'm Dumbledore's man! Scrimgeour: Right... *backs away slowly* Harry: WHAT!? Why does everyone look at me like that!?
Raspberrie: heh, All those late night sessions alone... Rita would have had a field day.
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