swiped from inutrunks...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I turned
gogar in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In May I pushed
pabloviator in the mud (-17 points). Last Monday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
kirschwasser's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (640 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
narcissa_snow