Toads.
I'm thoroughly convinced that rats have infested the Earth. I can't believe I agreed to get one of these stupid contraptions. As if someone like myself loves to sit around and read other people's pathetic "poor me" writings. Please.
I just want everyone to know that I am here under protest. If one word leaks out that I might have a diary, I will know what fools to blame (yes, Gryffindor slime, that would be you).
I haven't much to say. Maybe I'll bless you with my presence at some other time.
I just want everyone to know that I am here under protest. If one word leaks out that I might have a diary, I will know what fools to blame (yes, Gryffindor slime, that would be you).
I haven't much to say. Maybe I'll bless you with my presence at some other time.