What happens when you mix stress, cookies and excel saga...
You Are 62% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
Hace mucho que no llenaba estas fregaderillas.
It's friday at night. Friday at night and I, Eviliest of evil, am here, websurfing. I have no life. I have no friends. I have no lover...
IIIIIIII ain't have noBOOOOOODY! nobody! no-body! cares for me! no-body! no-body! nobody!
(David Lee Roth rules, I tell you)
Whoa! wait just 1.05 seconds? why AM I here? shoudn't I be working on the GAZILLION essays I have due in TWO weeks time? shoudn't I be studying my latin skills since they SUCK and there's no way in heaven I'm gonna pass that exam with what I know right now of latin (rosa, rosae, rosae, rosa, rosa... wait no, I messed up) Shoudn't I be reading Milan Kundera or cheching my fonology or finishing late homework or writing my super-erotical short story or having a date with a super hot drop-dead-gorgeous guy of having a LIFE other than being stuck here in front of the computer, watching Youtube videos and reading Tsubasa scanlations like crazy? (OMFG FYE! FYE! FYE! ASHURA AWOKE DAMMIT RUN! RUN! AND TAKE KURO-TAAAN!)
...
Well, It's obvious I should, but I'm not doing any of that. Why?:
1- Because It still hasn't hit me that I am indeed short of time to make all the work I need to give in and I am still living the foolish idea that I will have time to do everything, excluding (of course) sleeping, eating and going to the bathroom in the next weeks.
2- 'cause I don't have time to go out with guys since I have a lot of work I havent done yet I believe I will do (see point one)
3- 'Cause all the guys who ask me out or tell me they are interested on me are either butt-ugly or just want my body and I'm not going to go out woth someone whose idea of fun is watching anime series that include lesbians, fanservice every three seconds, talking about pokemon OR vodka OR star wars OR just stare at me absorbedly and babble all the time.
4- 'Cause cute-ingeneering guy won't see me. Damn.
5- 'Cause I'll probably get to study one day BEFORE my actual exam, cursing myself for being so irresponsible, and then I'll end up writing all the answers of the exam in my desk on the day of the exam, wrongly copy then and have three more extraordinaries to add to my collection of non-passed subjects.
6- 'Cause UNAM is gonna be closed on monday due to manifestations against ISSTE and whatnot so what's the point or making an effort?
7- 'Cause I was SO disappointed at spider-man 3 that I'm still too depressed to work. Emo spider-man sucks.
8- 'Cause I cound't watch but 5 minutes of the PREMIER of Heroes on monday and it looked SO bad I'ts not even woth an effort.
9- 'Cause I wanted Fye to FREAK THE HELL OUT when Ashura-ou woke up and he didn't and that makes me angry apart form the fact that I am running out of Tsubasa mangascans and I NEED to finish reading so, so much and I need mangascans dammit!
10-'Cause I Can always read instead of sleeping, this being cranky tomorrow which will contribute to my future attitude as a crazy writer what throws prozac at people and screams NO! like Perdo-san from Excel saga and goes Chewbacca on someone WAAAAAHHHHH!!! and yet is so extremely sexy with that skin-tight purple dress, long gloves and homunculs seal because I'm dressing as sloth when I get my hair long again and this point has no sense at all anymore but I don't care I'm still writing as yet another video charges up and I have nothing better to do that this bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla!!!
My fingers hust... maybe I should start writing with more than three... I hate touch-type.
*deep breath* OOOOOOOMMMMMGGGGGGG'S, I think my excel-hyperactiveness is passing. I'm le sorry for that moment of randomness right now but you can't deny you just had fun huh? I know, I know...
Ok so I'm outta here, I want coffee in my sexy Kamui-Fuuma cup which reminds me that I want to see my Jo-Jo Subaru friend which I miss COME BACK JO! and I miss her so much, as much as I actually Miss Mariana who is in England loving Canadians and Laila who is at home still sick probably but on vacations already and Edda who is obviously with so many more cute guys than me and Maria who is probably lacking sleep and food and wants to kill someone now 'cause she's programmed to (evilol)and Dana who I don't even know but still I want to kill her EMO ex-roommate for being so EMO over shit and Emmy-chan who loves Myavi or whatever his name is which I don't know but he has this very cool name or Keith who is out there being active and making icons of whatnot which will be so chich but I won't keep 'cause here we don't get ugly betty anyways although we do have 'Betty la fea' which is technically the same and 'my fat beauty' which is the same just Colombian or Darknightrain which still stuns me that I don't know despite the fact we study in the same school and I need to thank her for pulling me into KuroFyeness and giving me more links for TRC scanlations and I don't have anyone else to miss now so I'll just go now, have a coffee with lots of milk and sugar and cookies in my very sexy Kamui-Fuuma cup which is so sexy and Clamp-ish and reminds me that I miss my Jo-Jo Subaru friend...
Hyperactivally yours...
L'evilol waka waka waka WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! goes Chewbacca...
[Edit: Wow. This is an insane post. Y luego les publico my cuento va?]
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
Hace mucho que no llenaba estas fregaderillas.
It's friday at night. Friday at night and I, Eviliest of evil, am here, websurfing. I have no life. I have no friends. I have no lover...
IIIIIIII ain't have noBOOOOOODY! nobody! no-body! cares for me! no-body! no-body! nobody!
(David Lee Roth rules, I tell you)
Whoa! wait just 1.05 seconds? why AM I here? shoudn't I be working on the GAZILLION essays I have due in TWO weeks time? shoudn't I be studying my latin skills since they SUCK and there's no way in heaven I'm gonna pass that exam with what I know right now of latin (rosa, rosae, rosae, rosa, rosa... wait no, I messed up) Shoudn't I be reading Milan Kundera or cheching my fonology or finishing late homework or writing my super-erotical short story or having a date with a super hot drop-dead-gorgeous guy of having a LIFE other than being stuck here in front of the computer, watching Youtube videos and reading Tsubasa scanlations like crazy? (OMFG FYE! FYE! FYE! ASHURA AWOKE DAMMIT RUN! RUN! AND TAKE KURO-TAAAN!)
...
Well, It's obvious I should, but I'm not doing any of that. Why?:
1- Because It still hasn't hit me that I am indeed short of time to make all the work I need to give in and I am still living the foolish idea that I will have time to do everything, excluding (of course) sleeping, eating and going to the bathroom in the next weeks.
2- 'cause I don't have time to go out with guys since I have a lot of work I havent done yet I believe I will do (see point one)
3- 'Cause all the guys who ask me out or tell me they are interested on me are either butt-ugly or just want my body and I'm not going to go out woth someone whose idea of fun is watching anime series that include lesbians, fanservice every three seconds, talking about pokemon OR vodka OR star wars OR just stare at me absorbedly and babble all the time.
4- 'Cause cute-ingeneering guy won't see me. Damn.
5- 'Cause I'll probably get to study one day BEFORE my actual exam, cursing myself for being so irresponsible, and then I'll end up writing all the answers of the exam in my desk on the day of the exam, wrongly copy then and have three more extraordinaries to add to my collection of non-passed subjects.
6- 'Cause UNAM is gonna be closed on monday due to manifestations against ISSTE and whatnot so what's the point or making an effort?
7- 'Cause I was SO disappointed at spider-man 3 that I'm still too depressed to work. Emo spider-man sucks.
8- 'Cause I cound't watch but 5 minutes of the PREMIER of Heroes on monday and it looked SO bad I'ts not even woth an effort.
9- 'Cause I wanted Fye to FREAK THE HELL OUT when Ashura-ou woke up and he didn't and that makes me angry apart form the fact that I am running out of Tsubasa mangascans and I NEED to finish reading so, so much and I need mangascans dammit!
10-'Cause I Can always read instead of sleeping, this being cranky tomorrow which will contribute to my future attitude as a crazy writer what throws prozac at people and screams NO! like Perdo-san from Excel saga and goes Chewbacca on someone WAAAAAHHHHH!!! and yet is so extremely sexy with that skin-tight purple dress, long gloves and homunculs seal because I'm dressing as sloth when I get my hair long again and this point has no sense at all anymore but I don't care I'm still writing as yet another video charges up and I have nothing better to do that this bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla!!!
My fingers hust... maybe I should start writing with more than three... I hate touch-type.
*deep breath* OOOOOOOMMMMMGGGGGGG'S, I think my excel-hyperactiveness is passing. I'm le sorry for that moment of randomness right now but you can't deny you just had fun huh? I know, I know...
Ok so I'm outta here, I want coffee in my sexy Kamui-Fuuma cup which reminds me that I want to see my Jo-Jo Subaru friend which I miss COME BACK JO! and I miss her so much, as much as I actually Miss Mariana who is in England loving Canadians and Laila who is at home still sick probably but on vacations already and Edda who is obviously with so many more cute guys than me and Maria who is probably lacking sleep and food and wants to kill someone now 'cause she's programmed to (evilol)and Dana who I don't even know but still I want to kill her EMO ex-roommate for being so EMO over shit and Emmy-chan who loves Myavi or whatever his name is which I don't know but he has this very cool name or Keith who is out there being active and making icons of whatnot which will be so chich but I won't keep 'cause here we don't get ugly betty anyways although we do have 'Betty la fea' which is technically the same and 'my fat beauty' which is the same just Colombian or Darknightrain which still stuns me that I don't know despite the fact we study in the same school and I need to thank her for pulling me into KuroFyeness and giving me more links for TRC scanlations and I don't have anyone else to miss now so I'll just go now, have a coffee with lots of milk and sugar and cookies in my very sexy Kamui-Fuuma cup which is so sexy and Clamp-ish and reminds me that I miss my Jo-Jo Subaru friend...
Hyperactivally yours...
L'evilol waka waka waka WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! goes Chewbacca...
[Edit: Wow. This is an insane post. Y luego les publico my cuento va?]