Dec 15, 2005 21:05
why am i so funny when nobody else is around?
i need to be videotaped all the time
par exemple :
i was sitting in the car waiting for my dad(dy) to come back and dancing queen came on the radio
naturally, i blasted it and sang and danced to myself
then that got me thinking about how that song is in the play mamma mia
which led me to thinking "mamma mia its cold outside"
so then i started thinking about the song baby it's cold outside and how whats her face sang it on that holy names cd
then i started thinking about how she talked to our class and her nose moved when she talked
then i started thinking about noses and cold windows and what would happen if they combined powers
so then i put my nose onto the cold window and it made an imprint
then i looked at it for a minute and decided.. i am one big idiot
then i ran out into the street and kicked a cat and came back to the car
then the cat CAME BACK FOR REVENGE, it jumped onto the front of the car and got up on its hind legs and then tried to punch through the window and then i got scared and then the cat started dancing and then i realized i was a compulsive liar and i stopped talking.
then i realized my birthday is tommorow and then i started thinking., how do i have friends?