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What up, everyone! Been a while! Hey, I changed my mind about all this 'festive' business, it's really a blast! Once you get past all the rushing around in shops and worrying about whether the presents you bought were any good, it's really just an excuse to go out and get smashed like a trooper! Admittedly, I did have to work on New Years' Eve, so I couldn't get totally drunk (hey, it's hard enough on weak Earth drinks anyway!), but nonetheless I had a blast over the last week or so... Hm, maybe I shoulda updated here more, huh?
There was relatively little trouble over the festive period, but mainly because this one night some guy who'd had a few too many thought he was gonna start trouble with Head Bouncer Nappa. I've never really liked the guy - he's a regular who causes minor problems, but is rich so the management let him back all the time - but this time in particular he must have taken offence at something I said to him (probably something about his stupid girly clothes or dumb gold jewellery or something), so he comes over and starts squaring up to me. I mean, I could almost hear the other bouncers sniggering - the guy is a clear two foot shorter than me, after all.
Once I'd finished pounding on him with my little finger, he was suitably embarrassed, and hasn't come back since. Well, the club was pretty packed at that point, and a lot of people saw me do my thing. Not much trouble after that, no sir!
I loved getting my presents this Christmas. I especially liked the fudge I got from Kia... Mmm... I think I might go get some more of that now! Ha ha!
There was relatively little trouble over the festive period, but mainly because this one night some guy who'd had a few too many thought he was gonna start trouble with Head Bouncer Nappa. I've never really liked the guy - he's a regular who causes minor problems, but is rich so the management let him back all the time - but this time in particular he must have taken offence at something I said to him (probably something about his stupid girly clothes or dumb gold jewellery or something), so he comes over and starts squaring up to me. I mean, I could almost hear the other bouncers sniggering - the guy is a clear two foot shorter than me, after all.
Once I'd finished pounding on him with my little finger, he was suitably embarrassed, and hasn't come back since. Well, the club was pretty packed at that point, and a lot of people saw me do my thing. Not much trouble after that, no sir!
I loved getting my presents this Christmas. I especially liked the fudge I got from Kia... Mmm... I think I might go get some more of that now! Ha ha!