Ho, ho, ho! It's Nappa Claus!
Right, even though I'm sick to the back teeth of this holiday, I figured that since it's only once a year, and it is my first, I'd do something nice for a change. So, I bought you all presents. I'll have 'em all wrapped (thanks in part to Jennifer) and delivered not long after you read this. Yeah, I mean I bought all of you presents, even the jerks who I'd normally just give the gift of pain to. Hell, if I gotta be nice to everyone, why not do it at a time of year when they aren't gonna accuse you of being insane or high or something stupid?
I hope you all like your presents, guys. What with all the new arrivals as of late, there was a lot of 'baby stuff' I had to buy, but I'm sure the kiddies would appreciate it, right? They aren't so bad after all, when ya get used to 'em, I spose!
One little question still remains though... Jen keeps going on at me about this piece of fruit or something she musta hung from the ceiling. She keeps pointing at it and grinning at me. I never heard of a 'missle toe' before, so I don't know what she's getting at. Is this one of those things I really should know again? I'm kinda embarrassed to ask her again...
Lastly, anyone got any ideas on how to stop those 'Carole' singers from coming to my door? If Jen goes in the shower, I'm really not sure what I gotta do to get rid of 'em!
((As soon as I can get my new client working, I'll do locked posts to people telling them what their presents are. Ho ho ho!))
I hope you all like your presents, guys. What with all the new arrivals as of late, there was a lot of 'baby stuff' I had to buy, but I'm sure the kiddies would appreciate it, right? They aren't so bad after all, when ya get used to 'em, I spose!
One little question still remains though... Jen keeps going on at me about this piece of fruit or something she musta hung from the ceiling. She keeps pointing at it and grinning at me. I never heard of a 'missle toe' before, so I don't know what she's getting at. Is this one of those things I really should know again? I'm kinda embarrassed to ask her again...
Lastly, anyone got any ideas on how to stop those 'Carole' singers from coming to my door? If Jen goes in the shower, I'm really not sure what I gotta do to get rid of 'em!
((As soon as I can get my new client working, I'll do locked posts to people telling them what their presents are. Ho ho ho!))