What's all this Christmas crap about?
Everywhere I go, there's crazy women running around trying to buy up everything in sight, including all the best food which I saw first! Well, screw them all, 'cause I know where the best buys are. Or, well, I used to, because apparently they know all my favourite shops too! How do women do it? Is it some sort of special power to hunt out the best bargains or something? I mean, it's pretty bad normally, but since it's 'Exmas' or something, it's even worse! Has this got anything to do with "time of the month"? This is worse than that time on Snake Way with the Princess who tried to take me prisoner!
Jen keeps dropping hints that she wants all this stuff bought. I normally buy her the crap she wants, so why is she being all strange about it right now? Someone gimme a hand here!
I don't like this cold weather one bit. I'm getting funny looks if I go out in the street without a shirt... Even more than usual, that is! People keep looking at me like I'm mad... Well, YOU'RE the mad ones, I'm tellin ya! Why would I wanna cover up a studly figure like this?
Jen keeps dropping hints that she wants all this stuff bought. I normally buy her the crap she wants, so why is she being all strange about it right now? Someone gimme a hand here!
I don't like this cold weather one bit. I'm getting funny looks if I go out in the street without a shirt... Even more than usual, that is! People keep looking at me like I'm mad... Well, YOU'RE the mad ones, I'm tellin ya! Why would I wanna cover up a studly figure like this?