Panbonkin, you're cruising for a freakin bruising...
So, Panbonkin didn't like my little bit of fun, huh? Well, I gotta say I laughed long and hard when I found out my plan had gone off so smoothly. I'm glad everyone else agreed with me on this one. What a prize porker you must have looked! Ha ha!
Shame he felt the need to retaliate. I've been accused of some stupid crap in my time, but your stunt is the dumbest I've heard of in a good while.
Let me start by saying I came home from work and tried to log into my computer, only to have myself bombarded by about three gazillion internet explorer windows asking me if I'd like to sign up for a free trial on WWW.BIGJOHNSTUD.NET, WWW.FRISKYSIXTIES.ORG, WWW.MANTOMAN.COM and various other weird sites, that were just a bunch of pictures of puny naked human guys making out with other, and these windows asking me if I wanted to see more? Well, obviously I didn't, 'cause I ain't gay or got the same kinda leanings as Panbonkin. But what pissed me off is the so-called 'mature' websites... MAN!!! What the hell is with some people?! It's like, there are women on these sites who gotta wear old person nappies to bed, getting nekkid and... well, I don't even wanna THINK about what they do!
Then - and o how did I laugh... I get a message pop-up reading "This Porn brought to you by Bonk!"
Yeah, like anyone else I know would be sick enough to look at that junk...
Anyway... I couldn't do jack sh*t with my computer the last day or so on account of these stupid pop-up windows, and then all of a sudden I get this disk in the post. Jen advised me against touching it, but she did find some virus checking software from a net nerd buddy of hers. Funny thing is, I checked the internal security recordings for the last few nights just to confirm my suspicions and surprise surprise, whose stretchmarked ass should I see making an farce out of a break-in attempt? That's right... Our very own former Mr Planet himself, Panbonkin.
Dude, I dunno where you got all that disgusting crap from, but the Napster don't like nothing but the ladies, and not only are you stupid enough to break into my pad, but you force me to have to see ancient naked human tail. For that, I'm gonna humiliate you worse than you thought possible...
On to the next step, kid...
Shame he felt the need to retaliate. I've been accused of some stupid crap in my time, but your stunt is the dumbest I've heard of in a good while.
Let me start by saying I came home from work and tried to log into my computer, only to have myself bombarded by about three gazillion internet explorer windows asking me if I'd like to sign up for a free trial on WWW.BIGJOHNSTUD.NET, WWW.FRISKYSIXTIES.ORG, WWW.MANTOMAN.COM and various other weird sites, that were just a bunch of pictures of puny naked human guys making out with other, and these windows asking me if I wanted to see more? Well, obviously I didn't, 'cause I ain't gay or got the same kinda leanings as Panbonkin. But what pissed me off is the so-called 'mature' websites... MAN!!! What the hell is with some people?! It's like, there are women on these sites who gotta wear old person nappies to bed, getting nekkid and... well, I don't even wanna THINK about what they do!
Then - and o how did I laugh... I get a message pop-up reading "This Porn brought to you by Bonk!"
Yeah, like anyone else I know would be sick enough to look at that junk...
Anyway... I couldn't do jack sh*t with my computer the last day or so on account of these stupid pop-up windows, and then all of a sudden I get this disk in the post. Jen advised me against touching it, but she did find some virus checking software from a net nerd buddy of hers. Funny thing is, I checked the internal security recordings for the last few nights just to confirm my suspicions and surprise surprise, whose stretchmarked ass should I see making an farce out of a break-in attempt? That's right... Our very own former Mr Planet himself, Panbonkin.
Dude, I dunno where you got all that disgusting crap from, but the Napster don't like nothing but the ladies, and not only are you stupid enough to break into my pad, but you force me to have to see ancient naked human tail. For that, I'm gonna humiliate you worse than you thought possible...
On to the next step, kid...