Nov 09, 2018 23:29
At the behest of "Bear" Smith, and out of courtesy for your feelings and intellectual capacities, I hereby give and hand down the following message:
I, Edward Joseph Harris III, am absolutely full of shit. Furthermore, the shit of which I am full is dishonest, flowery prose which I write only for catharsis.
You may go about your lives. If this had been an actual emergency, you probably would have gotten some angsty prose.