howdy! what ar' yooou folks doin' turnight?
let me set up a scenario for you...
it's a sunday night with school cancelled for the next monday. there is a light drizzle outside and enough wind to cause an erie tone to be spread throughout the large, empty house. it's very dark and cold and sitting at the computer is a very lonely girl, very scared of being alone, yet she is alone(?) she has done her make-up quite well, and done a very sexy thing with her bangs and wants to go out with friends. except that she doesn't have any...
very sad story huh? YEAH THAT'S ME THANKS.
here's an ending to that story that would fit...
so the girl, being as depressed as she is, goes to the medicine cabinet and grabs what she thinks is tylenol and downs a whole bottle. then she dramatically collapses on her bed and tears form in her eyes as she waits for her creaping death. after 5 minutes of waiting, energy builds up inside her and she then figures out that she has taken natural energy pills and smacks herself in glee. she then proceeds to start running down her street, and ends up running all around naples, visiting everyone she knows, and has a fab night. the end.
wooh. that sure was something. except that i am STILL sitting here, alone and scared. actually, not scared, but i do have to pee quite badly. i wish people cared enough to call me! jeeeeez. oh yeah. i want to post this, but i would also like to add that I AM NOT RACIST. I LIKE MOST BLACK PEOPLE. but these jokes are just so funny that i just HAD to share them with my viewers. enjoy. :-)
What is long, black and smells like shit?
The unemployment line.
What's the difference between a black person and a speed bump?
You slow down for the speed bump.
What's the problem with 4 niggers falling off a cliff in a Cadillac?
The car seats 6.
Why do negros stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
Why are all black people fast?
All the slow ones are in jail.
What do you call a pregnant black woman that has an abortion?
A crime stopper.
Why are the palms of negros hands and feet white?
Because they were on all fours when God spray painted them.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
Oh shit, I burnt one!
What do you do if you run over a black person?
Reverse.
Did you hear about the Ku Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump 50 negros with a steam roller.
What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
"Drop it, nigger."
You know, I have a black person in my family tree..
Yep, he's still out there hanging.
What word starts with an "N" and ends with a "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.
okay. done with that. hopefully i don't get jumped at school for posting those... :-/ so yeah, i'm bored. so it's time for me to go inhale my fridge. g'day mates.