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Hey folks.
Nothing really exciting's been going on with me as of late (which is why I rarely post blogs of "how my day went," or what have you). I managed, however, to procure a fantastic, if not wholly bizarre conversation with a friend of mine - someone I've spoken to less than five times online, but is nonetheless an awesome guy. Enjoy, if you dare.
VegetableWarlord (3:42:16 AM): You know how Steve Irwin died?
kiriyamaBRX (3:42:34 AM): A stingray. Shot to the heart. (And you're to blame.)
VegetableWarlord (3:42:45 AM): The mutilated bodies of stingrays have started to be found. God help us all, people are avenging Steve Irwin.
VegetableWarlord (3:42:49 AM): Goddamn your songs.
VegetableWarlord (3:42:54 AM): This is serious.
kiriyamaBRX (3:43:12 AM): What, the extinction of the sting race?
kiriyamaBRX (3:43:37 AM): Come on, you KNOW you loved that.
VegetableWarlord (3:44:47 AM): I weep for your mother.
kiriyamaBRX (3:45:00 AM): She's asleep dreaming of Korean soap stars. Rest assured, the feeling is mutual.
VegetableWarlord (3:45:27 AM): Wait, what the fuck? I'm now both confused and frightened.
kiriyamaBRX (3:45:40 AM): Mission accomplished.
VegetableWarlord (3:45:42 AM): Moreso because I have a friend who fancies Korean soap stars.
kiriyamaBRX (3:45:51 AM): Clearly, we're related.
VegetableWarlord (3:46:00 AM): Well, she is half-Korean.
kiriyamaBRX (3:46:08 AM): Well, I'm not. o.O;
VegetableWarlord (3:46:20 AM): She's also half-white!
VegetableWarlord (3:46:25 AM): Cracker!
VegetableWarlord (3:46:41 AM): Obviously you're related through your whiteness.
kiriyamaBRX (3:46:49 AM): In some off manner of speaking, mayhaps.
VegetableWarlord (3:46:49 AM): Unless you're black.
VegetableWarlord (3:46:51 AM): Or not white.
VegetableWarlord (3:47:02 AM): Perhaps "yeller".
kiriyamaBRX (3:47:13 AM): I'm 3/8th Chinese, 1/8 Hawaiian, 1/4 Hispanic, and 1/4 Mixed White.
VegetableWarlord (3:47:25 AM): "I'm multi-cultural! Tee-hee!"
kiriyamaBRX (3:47:35 AM): Nah. I prefer the term "mutt."
VegetableWarlord (3:48:11 AM): I'm part Indian. I'll like, scalp your ass. I have an insane hate of white folks. I think I hate a good portion of myself, mainly 'cause I'm afraid I might take my land.
kiriyamaBRX (3:48:57 AM): Whatever you do, don't litter.
VegetableWarlord (3:50:33 AM): You won't like me when you litter.
VegetableWarlord (3:50:51 AM): Native American) *watches trash hit the ground* *tear flows down his cheek as his skin begins to glow green*
kiriyamaBRX (3:51:28 AM): Best. Culture clash. Ever. Though you'd think an Indian Hulk would be more of an off-yellow instead of a green.
VegetableWarlord (3:52:38 AM): Yeah, but we had to identify the Indian -as- the Hulk. If the Indian started flashing yellow, would you really go "aww shi', it's da Hulk!"?
kiriyamaBRX (3:53:11 AM): Well, it's not like you'd go "Oh, shit! It's Big Bird, run the fuck out!" instead.
VegetableWarlord (3:53:49 AM): Dude, people aren't scared of Big Bird but Christ. He could pick your head clean off of your body.
kiriyamaBRX (3:54:12 AM): What the hell else do you think Snuggleupagainst is made out of?
VegetableWarlord (3:55:51 AM): ...
kiriyamaBRX (3:55:55 AM): What?
VegetableWarlord (3:55:57 AM): Oh Christ.
kiriyamaBRX (3:56:07 AM): Yes?
VegetableWarlord (3:56:17 AM): Are you telling me that Snugglemotherfucker is made of...?
kiriyamaBRX (3:56:34 AM): Yup. The original cast of Hogan's Heroes.
VegetableWarlord (3:56:54 AM): BUT HOGAN WAS KILLED!
kiriyamaBRX (3:57:00 AM): Was he?
VegetableWarlord (3:57:16 AM): Yeah. His lover killed him.
VegetableWarlord (3:57:22 AM): Well, the actor.
VegetableWarlord (3:57:38 AM): It was quite a big thing.
VegetableWarlord (3:57:41 AM): You see, his lover?
VegetableWarlord (3:57:44 AM): Had a penis.
kiriyamaBRX (3:57:57 AM): You know, PBS never publicly explained how the guy who played Mr. Hooper died. My theory: a sacrifice needed to transmogrify Hogan into Snuggleupagainst's left foot.
VegetableWarlord (3:58:21 AM): So, it's like an unholy version of Transformers?
kiriyamaBRX (3:59:01 AM): With a little "Stephen Dorff as Blood God" mixed in.
VegetableWarlord (4:00:42 AM): Wait, what the shit? Stop that.
kiriyamaBRX (4:00:54 AM): What. Blade I was all right.
VegetableWarlord (4:01:06 AM): No, really. Stop it, you bastard.
kiriyamaBRX (4:01:28 AM): Do you have something against Wesley Snipes movies or something?
VegetableWarlord (4:03:07 AM): I hate darkies! KILL 'EM ALL.
VegetableWarlord (4:03:07 AM): Oh, awesome.
VegetableWarlord (4:03:10 AM): "This morning, Nintendo also took the wraps off the machine's final feature, which it calls "Wii Channel". From the same menu used to boot games, users can browse the web, edit and share photos with friends, and get free news and weather updates from dedicated services."
VegetableWarlord (4:03:22 AM): I can send friends pictures of my penis.
VegetableWarlord (4:03:31 AM): On a console.
kiriyamaBRX (4:04:21 AM): You could do the same damn thing with WebTV and a bit of monkey grease.
VegetableWarlord (4:05:20 AM): ...
VegetableWarlord (4:05:24 AM): I want some monkey grease.
kiriyamaBRX (4:05:33 AM): Wait, you actually have WebTV? You poor little shit.
VegetableWarlord (4:05:43 AM): No, you fuck.
VegetableWarlord (4:05:47 AM): I just want monkey grease.
VegetableWarlord (4:05:56 AM): Think of the uses!
kiriyamaBRX (4:06:10 AM): Greasing monkeys?
VegetableWarlord (4:07:06 AM): Oh, Christ yes.
VegetableWarlord (4:07:08 AM): Oh, neat.
VegetableWarlord (4:07:09 AM): Other functions of the hardware include "Mii Channel," which will allow users to customize character faces that will then be automatically inserted into compatible Wii software. WiiSports will use the customized faces you create as the faces of your in-game tennis players, for example.
Built-in memory in the Wii controller will allow users to store their Mii caricatures on the controller, then take them to a friend's house.
VegetableWarlord (4:07:34 AM): I can make the most evil character ever.
VegetableWarlord (4:07:40 AM): He will be named Chavez.
VegetableWarlord (4:07:51 AM): Pepperica Chavez.
kiriyamaBRX (4:07:56 AM): ... why Chavez?
VegetableWarlord (4:08:00 AM): Well.
VegetableWarlord (4:08:25 AM): As noted in the Bible, Hispanics are the de--wait. What ethnicities are you composed of...?
kiriyamaBRX (4:08:37 AM): Random-ass shit, mostly.
VegetableWarlord (4:09:03 AM): That's kinda cool, though, being composed of so many differing elements.
kiriyamaBRX (4:09:13 AM): You know what's even cooler?
kiriyamaBRX (4:09:20 AM): My mom's uncle was Cesar Romero.
VegetableWarlord (4:09:29 AM): I'm made up of, mostly, white folks who probably hid the fact they fucked black peop--wait, what?
kiriyamaBRX (4:09:38 AM): The Joker from the live-action Batman show.
VegetableWarlord (4:09:47 AM): ...
VegetableWarlord (4:09:50 AM): Your family is God.
kiriyamaBRX (4:10:14 AM): Which is strange, because I'm an atheist. In that respect, I must have some severe self-confidence issues.
VegetableWarlord (4:10:53 AM): Believe in yourself and the world-soul!
kiriyamaBRX (4:11:00 AM): What the fuck is the world-soul?
kiriyamaBRX (4:11:05 AM): Something out of Captain Planet?
VegetableWarlord (4:11:06 AM): Lord Shiva) Hey, fuck you.
VegetableWarlord (4:11:13 AM): Lord Shiva) Alright? Fuck you.
VegetableWarlord (4:11:27 AM): Vishnu) Calm down, Shiva! Calm down, man!
kiriyamaBRX (4:11:40 AM): I didn't know East Asian gods utilized text-based communication.
kiriyamaBRX (4:11:52 AM): Is this where Vishnu slaps Shiva with a large trout?
VegetableWarlord (4:12:00 AM): That would only be on mIRC.
VegetableWarlord (4:12:06 AM): That's where Jesus hangs out.
VegetableWarlord (4:12:22 AM): He's not doing so well in saving dal.net
kiriyamaBRX (4:12:44 AM): But isn't he supposed to, you know, save?
VegetableWarlord (4:13:35 AM): It tests even His abilities.
kiriyamaBRX (4:13:49 AM): Damn. Good thing I switched to EFnet.
VegetableWarlord (4:16:23 AM): Fuck that shit. Sorcery's where it's at. That and blitzed.
kiriyamaBRX (4:16:54 AM): Ehh, I'm scarcely on IRC these days. Too much godmodding.
VegetableWarlord (4:17:48 AM): You've found the wrong games, man. There's some badass ones out there.
kiriyamaBRX (4:18:02 AM): Tetris 4 lyfe.
VegetableWarlord (4:18:45 AM): omg u r0x
kiriyamaBRX (4:19:10 AM): I would fucking hope so.
VegetableWarlord (4:19:30 AM): But for how long?
kiriyamaBRX (4:19:42 AM): 800 lines, give or take.
kiriyamaBRX (4:21:40 AM): You?
VegetableWarlord (4:22:15 AM): I don't know. I'm a ticking time bomb, man.
kiriyamaBRX (4:22:22 AM): Oh, so you play Majora's Mask, then?
kiriyamaBRX (4:24:52 AM): Hey, come on now, talk.
VegetableWarlord (4:26:40 AM): I'm the goddamned moon.
kiriyamaBRX (4:28:01 AM): Don't you just fucking hate it when they play golf over your nipples?
VegetableWarlord (4:29:35 AM): ... It actually is quite...
VegetableWarlord (4:29:38 AM): ...arousing.
kiriyamaBRX (4:30:15 AM): I hope this doesn't explain the occasional meteor shower.
VegetableWarlord (4:32:26 AM): Moon bukkake!
kiriyamaBRX (4:32:43 AM): Tsuki + bukkake = tsukkake.
VegetableWarlord (4:34:47 AM): ...
VegetableWarlord (4:34:51 AM): What the HELL is tsuki?
kiriyamaBRX (4:35:03 AM): Moon, in Japanese.
VegetableWarlord (4:38:47 AM): Fanboy!
kiriyamaBRX (4:38:56 AM): Point?
kiriyamaBRX (4:51:58 AM): I guess this means I win...?
VegetableWarlord (4:52:48 AM): I suppose -so-. Sorry. Was talking to someone I haven't seen in a while.
kiriyamaBRX (4:53:19 AM): Man, you had some fucking AWESOME jokes. The Strom Thurmond reference and the Hulk follow-up took me completely by surprise.
VegetableWarlord (4:53:46 AM): Feels like I just end up annoying them whenever I see th--yes, but in the end it was your competent grasp of Japanese that overcame me.
kiriyamaBRX (4:54:12 AM): But I mean, christ, dude, I haven't had an exchange of gags like that in months. We definitely need to talk more. >.<;
VegetableWarlord (4:54:38 AM): Yeah, I was really glad that I IMed you. Originally it was just to exchange information about stingray brutality.
VegetableWarlord (4:54:44 AM): ...and yet it became so much more.
kiriyamaBRX (4:54:58 AM): You know, I think that's actually the plot of the new Sub-Mariner movie coming out.
VegetableWarlord (4:56:17 AM): ...
VegetableWarlord (4:56:21 AM): You're shitting me.
VegetableWarlord (4:56:31 AM): Because that would be so goddamned plausible.
VegetableWarlord (4:56:51 AM): It'd also make sense. It was actually under the guidance of the Sub-Mariner that Irwin was taken out.
kiriyamaBRX (4:57:19 AM): Or, going back to the whole transmogrification thing, Irwin could have been a sacrifice needed to bring Sub-Mariner back to life to defeat, oh, I dunno, Doc Oc.
VegetableWarlord (4:58:28 AM): Steve Irwin) Crikey! The Sub-Marinah's down fah tha cahn! *shoves himself unto a stingray's tail*
VegetableWarlord (4:59:00 AM): Alright, I'll continue this shit later. I gots school, y'dig? But it was -awesome- talking to you.
kiriyamaBRX (4:59:10 AM): Indeed. Round two some other time, fo'shizzle.
kiriyamaBRX (5:00:24 AM): Oh hey one last thing.
kiriyamaBRX (5:00:31 AM): Can I put this convo up on my LJ and other blogs?
VegetableWarlord (5:01:09 AM): Sure. I wouldn't mind. I'd get Intranet fame!
kiriyamaBRX (5:01:22 AM): Quite possibly.
VegetableWarlord (5:01:38 AM): Have a great day, man
kiriyamaBRX (5:01:45 AM): You as well. Essay due in an hour yay!
VegetableWarlord has stopped using the computer at 5:11:39 AM, and is now considered idle.
Nothing really exciting's been going on with me as of late (which is why I rarely post blogs of "how my day went," or what have you). I managed, however, to procure a fantastic, if not wholly bizarre conversation with a friend of mine - someone I've spoken to less than five times online, but is nonetheless an awesome guy. Enjoy, if you dare.
VegetableWarlord (3:42:16 AM): You know how Steve Irwin died?
kiriyamaBRX (3:42:34 AM): A stingray. Shot to the heart. (And you're to blame.)
VegetableWarlord (3:42:45 AM): The mutilated bodies of stingrays have started to be found. God help us all, people are avenging Steve Irwin.
VegetableWarlord (3:42:49 AM): Goddamn your songs.
VegetableWarlord (3:42:54 AM): This is serious.
kiriyamaBRX (3:43:12 AM): What, the extinction of the sting race?
kiriyamaBRX (3:43:37 AM): Come on, you KNOW you loved that.
VegetableWarlord (3:44:47 AM): I weep for your mother.
kiriyamaBRX (3:45:00 AM): She's asleep dreaming of Korean soap stars. Rest assured, the feeling is mutual.
VegetableWarlord (3:45:27 AM): Wait, what the fuck? I'm now both confused and frightened.
kiriyamaBRX (3:45:40 AM): Mission accomplished.
VegetableWarlord (3:45:42 AM): Moreso because I have a friend who fancies Korean soap stars.
kiriyamaBRX (3:45:51 AM): Clearly, we're related.
VegetableWarlord (3:46:00 AM): Well, she is half-Korean.
kiriyamaBRX (3:46:08 AM): Well, I'm not. o.O;
VegetableWarlord (3:46:20 AM): She's also half-white!
VegetableWarlord (3:46:25 AM): Cracker!
VegetableWarlord (3:46:41 AM): Obviously you're related through your whiteness.
kiriyamaBRX (3:46:49 AM): In some off manner of speaking, mayhaps.
VegetableWarlord (3:46:49 AM): Unless you're black.
VegetableWarlord (3:46:51 AM): Or not white.
VegetableWarlord (3:47:02 AM): Perhaps "yeller".
kiriyamaBRX (3:47:13 AM): I'm 3/8th Chinese, 1/8 Hawaiian, 1/4 Hispanic, and 1/4 Mixed White.
VegetableWarlord (3:47:25 AM): "I'm multi-cultural! Tee-hee!"
kiriyamaBRX (3:47:35 AM): Nah. I prefer the term "mutt."
VegetableWarlord (3:48:11 AM): I'm part Indian. I'll like, scalp your ass. I have an insane hate of white folks. I think I hate a good portion of myself, mainly 'cause I'm afraid I might take my land.
kiriyamaBRX (3:48:57 AM): Whatever you do, don't litter.
VegetableWarlord (3:50:33 AM): You won't like me when you litter.
VegetableWarlord (3:50:51 AM): Native American) *watches trash hit the ground* *tear flows down his cheek as his skin begins to glow green*
kiriyamaBRX (3:51:28 AM): Best. Culture clash. Ever. Though you'd think an Indian Hulk would be more of an off-yellow instead of a green.
VegetableWarlord (3:52:38 AM): Yeah, but we had to identify the Indian -as- the Hulk. If the Indian started flashing yellow, would you really go "aww shi', it's da Hulk!"?
kiriyamaBRX (3:53:11 AM): Well, it's not like you'd go "Oh, shit! It's Big Bird, run the fuck out!" instead.
VegetableWarlord (3:53:49 AM): Dude, people aren't scared of Big Bird but Christ. He could pick your head clean off of your body.
kiriyamaBRX (3:54:12 AM): What the hell else do you think Snuggleupagainst is made out of?
VegetableWarlord (3:55:51 AM): ...
kiriyamaBRX (3:55:55 AM): What?
VegetableWarlord (3:55:57 AM): Oh Christ.
kiriyamaBRX (3:56:07 AM): Yes?
VegetableWarlord (3:56:17 AM): Are you telling me that Snugglemotherfucker is made of...?
kiriyamaBRX (3:56:34 AM): Yup. The original cast of Hogan's Heroes.
VegetableWarlord (3:56:54 AM): BUT HOGAN WAS KILLED!
kiriyamaBRX (3:57:00 AM): Was he?
VegetableWarlord (3:57:16 AM): Yeah. His lover killed him.
VegetableWarlord (3:57:22 AM): Well, the actor.
VegetableWarlord (3:57:38 AM): It was quite a big thing.
VegetableWarlord (3:57:41 AM): You see, his lover?
VegetableWarlord (3:57:44 AM): Had a penis.
kiriyamaBRX (3:57:57 AM): You know, PBS never publicly explained how the guy who played Mr. Hooper died. My theory: a sacrifice needed to transmogrify Hogan into Snuggleupagainst's left foot.
VegetableWarlord (3:58:21 AM): So, it's like an unholy version of Transformers?
kiriyamaBRX (3:59:01 AM): With a little "Stephen Dorff as Blood God" mixed in.
VegetableWarlord (4:00:42 AM): Wait, what the shit? Stop that.
kiriyamaBRX (4:00:54 AM): What. Blade I was all right.
VegetableWarlord (4:01:06 AM): No, really. Stop it, you bastard.
kiriyamaBRX (4:01:28 AM): Do you have something against Wesley Snipes movies or something?
VegetableWarlord (4:03:07 AM): I hate darkies! KILL 'EM ALL.
VegetableWarlord (4:03:07 AM): Oh, awesome.
VegetableWarlord (4:03:10 AM): "This morning, Nintendo also took the wraps off the machine's final feature, which it calls "Wii Channel". From the same menu used to boot games, users can browse the web, edit and share photos with friends, and get free news and weather updates from dedicated services."
VegetableWarlord (4:03:22 AM): I can send friends pictures of my penis.
VegetableWarlord (4:03:31 AM): On a console.
kiriyamaBRX (4:04:21 AM): You could do the same damn thing with WebTV and a bit of monkey grease.
VegetableWarlord (4:05:20 AM): ...
VegetableWarlord (4:05:24 AM): I want some monkey grease.
kiriyamaBRX (4:05:33 AM): Wait, you actually have WebTV? You poor little shit.
VegetableWarlord (4:05:43 AM): No, you fuck.
VegetableWarlord (4:05:47 AM): I just want monkey grease.
VegetableWarlord (4:05:56 AM): Think of the uses!
kiriyamaBRX (4:06:10 AM): Greasing monkeys?
VegetableWarlord (4:07:06 AM): Oh, Christ yes.
VegetableWarlord (4:07:08 AM): Oh, neat.
VegetableWarlord (4:07:09 AM): Other functions of the hardware include "Mii Channel," which will allow users to customize character faces that will then be automatically inserted into compatible Wii software. WiiSports will use the customized faces you create as the faces of your in-game tennis players, for example.
Built-in memory in the Wii controller will allow users to store their Mii caricatures on the controller, then take them to a friend's house.
VegetableWarlord (4:07:34 AM): I can make the most evil character ever.
VegetableWarlord (4:07:40 AM): He will be named Chavez.
VegetableWarlord (4:07:51 AM): Pepperica Chavez.
kiriyamaBRX (4:07:56 AM): ... why Chavez?
VegetableWarlord (4:08:00 AM): Well.
VegetableWarlord (4:08:25 AM): As noted in the Bible, Hispanics are the de--wait. What ethnicities are you composed of...?
kiriyamaBRX (4:08:37 AM): Random-ass shit, mostly.
VegetableWarlord (4:09:03 AM): That's kinda cool, though, being composed of so many differing elements.
kiriyamaBRX (4:09:13 AM): You know what's even cooler?
kiriyamaBRX (4:09:20 AM): My mom's uncle was Cesar Romero.
VegetableWarlord (4:09:29 AM): I'm made up of, mostly, white folks who probably hid the fact they fucked black peop--wait, what?
kiriyamaBRX (4:09:38 AM): The Joker from the live-action Batman show.
VegetableWarlord (4:09:47 AM): ...
VegetableWarlord (4:09:50 AM): Your family is God.
kiriyamaBRX (4:10:14 AM): Which is strange, because I'm an atheist. In that respect, I must have some severe self-confidence issues.
VegetableWarlord (4:10:53 AM): Believe in yourself and the world-soul!
kiriyamaBRX (4:11:00 AM): What the fuck is the world-soul?
kiriyamaBRX (4:11:05 AM): Something out of Captain Planet?
VegetableWarlord (4:11:06 AM): Lord Shiva) Hey, fuck you.
VegetableWarlord (4:11:13 AM): Lord Shiva) Alright? Fuck you.
VegetableWarlord (4:11:27 AM): Vishnu) Calm down, Shiva! Calm down, man!
kiriyamaBRX (4:11:40 AM): I didn't know East Asian gods utilized text-based communication.
kiriyamaBRX (4:11:52 AM): Is this where Vishnu slaps Shiva with a large trout?
VegetableWarlord (4:12:00 AM): That would only be on mIRC.
VegetableWarlord (4:12:06 AM): That's where Jesus hangs out.
VegetableWarlord (4:12:22 AM): He's not doing so well in saving dal.net
kiriyamaBRX (4:12:44 AM): But isn't he supposed to, you know, save?
VegetableWarlord (4:13:35 AM): It tests even His abilities.
kiriyamaBRX (4:13:49 AM): Damn. Good thing I switched to EFnet.
VegetableWarlord (4:16:23 AM): Fuck that shit. Sorcery's where it's at. That and blitzed.
kiriyamaBRX (4:16:54 AM): Ehh, I'm scarcely on IRC these days. Too much godmodding.
VegetableWarlord (4:17:48 AM): You've found the wrong games, man. There's some badass ones out there.
kiriyamaBRX (4:18:02 AM): Tetris 4 lyfe.
VegetableWarlord (4:18:45 AM): omg u r0x
kiriyamaBRX (4:19:10 AM): I would fucking hope so.
VegetableWarlord (4:19:30 AM): But for how long?
kiriyamaBRX (4:19:42 AM): 800 lines, give or take.
kiriyamaBRX (4:21:40 AM): You?
VegetableWarlord (4:22:15 AM): I don't know. I'm a ticking time bomb, man.
kiriyamaBRX (4:22:22 AM): Oh, so you play Majora's Mask, then?
kiriyamaBRX (4:24:52 AM): Hey, come on now, talk.
VegetableWarlord (4:26:40 AM): I'm the goddamned moon.
kiriyamaBRX (4:28:01 AM): Don't you just fucking hate it when they play golf over your nipples?
VegetableWarlord (4:29:35 AM): ... It actually is quite...
VegetableWarlord (4:29:38 AM): ...arousing.
kiriyamaBRX (4:30:15 AM): I hope this doesn't explain the occasional meteor shower.
VegetableWarlord (4:32:26 AM): Moon bukkake!
kiriyamaBRX (4:32:43 AM): Tsuki + bukkake = tsukkake.
VegetableWarlord (4:34:47 AM): ...
VegetableWarlord (4:34:51 AM): What the HELL is tsuki?
kiriyamaBRX (4:35:03 AM): Moon, in Japanese.
VegetableWarlord (4:38:47 AM): Fanboy!
kiriyamaBRX (4:38:56 AM): Point?
kiriyamaBRX (4:51:58 AM): I guess this means I win...?
VegetableWarlord (4:52:48 AM): I suppose -so-. Sorry. Was talking to someone I haven't seen in a while.
kiriyamaBRX (4:53:19 AM): Man, you had some fucking AWESOME jokes. The Strom Thurmond reference and the Hulk follow-up took me completely by surprise.
VegetableWarlord (4:53:46 AM): Feels like I just end up annoying them whenever I see th--yes, but in the end it was your competent grasp of Japanese that overcame me.
kiriyamaBRX (4:54:12 AM): But I mean, christ, dude, I haven't had an exchange of gags like that in months. We definitely need to talk more. >.<;
VegetableWarlord (4:54:38 AM): Yeah, I was really glad that I IMed you. Originally it was just to exchange information about stingray brutality.
VegetableWarlord (4:54:44 AM): ...and yet it became so much more.
kiriyamaBRX (4:54:58 AM): You know, I think that's actually the plot of the new Sub-Mariner movie coming out.
VegetableWarlord (4:56:17 AM): ...
VegetableWarlord (4:56:21 AM): You're shitting me.
VegetableWarlord (4:56:31 AM): Because that would be so goddamned plausible.
VegetableWarlord (4:56:51 AM): It'd also make sense. It was actually under the guidance of the Sub-Mariner that Irwin was taken out.
kiriyamaBRX (4:57:19 AM): Or, going back to the whole transmogrification thing, Irwin could have been a sacrifice needed to bring Sub-Mariner back to life to defeat, oh, I dunno, Doc Oc.
VegetableWarlord (4:58:28 AM): Steve Irwin) Crikey! The Sub-Marinah's down fah tha cahn! *shoves himself unto a stingray's tail*
VegetableWarlord (4:59:00 AM): Alright, I'll continue this shit later. I gots school, y'dig? But it was -awesome- talking to you.
kiriyamaBRX (4:59:10 AM): Indeed. Round two some other time, fo'shizzle.
kiriyamaBRX (5:00:24 AM): Oh hey one last thing.
kiriyamaBRX (5:00:31 AM): Can I put this convo up on my LJ and other blogs?
VegetableWarlord (5:01:09 AM): Sure. I wouldn't mind. I'd get Intranet fame!
kiriyamaBRX (5:01:22 AM): Quite possibly.
VegetableWarlord (5:01:38 AM): Have a great day, man
kiriyamaBRX (5:01:45 AM): You as well. Essay due in an hour yay!
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