If you haven't ever read
The Onion, a satirical site made of wonderful fake news magazine interviews like "
How to put the spark back in your relationship with your cat..." and articles like "
Saints, Colts Hoping to Resolve Super Bowl Through Diplomacy," please stop reading this and go visit
them.
Best quote from the cat news story: "Cat's can be very passive aggressive. If he's disappointed in you for failing to stand up to your sister, he's not going to tell you. He's going to vomit on the floor."
*hugs the onion*