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[napaealms]

Wotcher, NeoGenesis

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[lungfucked]

yo poodle, do me a favor and pick up some milk.

[napaealms]

Baddy, your welcome-homes make me all giddy inside. :)

And no. Get your own. I'm not your mother. Pfft.

[lungfucked]

i almost missed you chasing my ass

but mooooom--

[napaealms]

Son, someday you're going to learn that mummy can't be there for everything. You're gonna have to buy your smokes and milk all by yourself from now on. I know you can do that. You're Mumsie's big boy - yes, you are!

No.
And you wish.

DID YOU MISS ME DOU-DOU?

[lungfucked]

come on tu-tu, just this once, i promise i can get my own shit but i am so fucking lazy holy shit

NO!

[napaealms]

Fine. Fine! But you have to make me pancakes before work, okay?

You did. You diiiiiid. I know these things. I'm a witch, you see.

[lungfucked]

deal! i love being able to make pancakes, all the chicks dig me

you're just a weirdo, eh, that's alright too i guess

[napaealms]

YEAH WHATEVER MATE I know you haven't gotten laid in months. :) Don't worry, I'll always love you.

Oh shut up.

[lungfucked]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU NYMPH

HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU

[lungfucked]

....

you shut up

[napaealms]

Don't call me that, it's a stupid name.
HATING ME WON'T GET YOU LAID!

okay sweetie :)

[lungfucked]

I DON'T WANNA GET LAID ANYWAY damnit

oi, i was kiddi--oh fuck you

[napaealms]

Oh, really? You prude, you.

No.

Now come and get the door open for me, I've got us groceries.

[lungfucked]

tch, you're such a pom

but uhh...you're typing too?

[napaealms]

SO.

[lungfucked]

FINE I GOT TO DO EVERYTHING I HOPE YOU DIE