SHOXX Nao'ssu vol. 23

Jan 05, 2006 18:02

the autumn leaves have completely turned red.
i wonder if we can see those pretty crimson leaves a little bit longer?
the thing with autumn is that the scenery feels romantic with the touch of sephia colour, don't you think so?
ah, it's me.
it's me who rumour has it, hates autumn.
yeay♪ yay♪ yay♪ in my case, when it gets cold, the disease that makes my skin dry will come back.
to shorten it, i have [dry skin] disease which i really do not look forward to.
anyway, this edition of Memory Talk will be about [Magnum from Hell].

this story happened when i was in year 9 (middle school year 3).
first of all, what is the [Magnum from Hell]? for those who ask, i will explain it simply.
it's [KANCHO-]! you aim at the butt, and with all the power of your arms and fingers, [ZUDOMU!] you attack that person KANCHO-!
we name it [MAGNUM].
at that time, one hour KANCHO- was famous, and so break time and lunch time has become hell-like, everyday.
lunch times are especially dangerous periods!
one day, after finishing my lunch, i wanted to relax.
at that time, the guys from another class wiping off the trend, secretly approaching me from my back (striking zone) to ROCK ON!!
then it happens, the miraculous attack on the corridor, [ZUDOMU...]
nothing left to say, they attacked my butt (the wind from the Southern Kingdom) err.. wtf...?
to clearly say it, at the time i was attacked, i felt like seeing a revolving lantern with the word [DIE] written on it, i was forced to experience such pain!
that time i thought i wanted to catch those guys who attacked me and beat them up one by one,
but instead i could only let out [uuunnn unnn] from the pain.
it sounds like a pregnant lady who was just about to give birth!
then, i jumped up and down in pain while holding my butt with my hand.

however, KANCHO-'s popularity ended due to an accident.
it was during a lunch time, me and my friends were walking pass the corridor heading to the gym to play basket ball, when suddenly we heard a piercing [NUaaaaAAA!!],
it appears that someone was attacked.
beckoned by the scream, we reluctantly went running to see what was going on.
then, we went up to a class where a lot of students were seen gathering in front of it.
this is unsual!, we thought, and so we tried to peep inside.
inside, we saw a student whose face was so blue and appeared to have collapsed.
after asking one curious onlooker, i gathered the information on what happened.
apparently, the cause of it was MAGNUM.

maybe, he who was attacked, was visited by what we called in Dragon Quest as [one regretful blow] and fainted.
to give you an easier example, it was like a HOME RUN on baseball! a HAT-TRICK on soccer... that kind of feeling!?
anyhow! a CLEAN HIT!
because of that accident, KANCHO- was regarded and sealed as [dangerous].
and that was this time's memory talk.
i'd like to say that please DON'T try this at home! it seriously hurt!!

anyway, that guy ended up being carried to the school infirmary and he passed out for at least 30 minutes before waking up again.
later on, when we asked him [are you alright?]
he said [i felt like a girl] at that time we all had [ ? ] in our mind,
but now we understand, apparently, his butt had bled... and so that kind of feeling,
and so i should end it here this time~
This is NAO signing off☆
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