Why is it something so good just cant function no more?

Feb 27, 2005 18:16

almost everyone at work was invited to David's birthday party but me. Normally I would care, but it's David, and not getting invited gets me out of having to make an excuse.

I have a shitload of homework but i keep getting distracted. mainly by shiny things.

this interview i read in the newspaper totally made my otherwise uneventful day. The interview was with Jay Whalley (The dude with the hair from Frenzal Rhomb, the new co-announcer of the JJJ Breakfast show, the dude who made the song about the Tsunami, the guy who had a bitchfight with Kyle and Jackie O aka those gay bitches off that inferior radio station). Well yeah this question amused me lots:

Q) Do you do anything at all in the way of fitness or watching your diet?

A) Because i'm sickly thin i've decided to become morbidly obese. One of our producers, Craig shufton, will have a segment called the naked Shuft where he cooks me incredibly unhealthy food. If my contract is fulfilled, i'll be wheeled to work in a golden wheelbarrow by some kind of pygmy.


!!!SURVEY!!!

How many total songs?
1339 (omg deletes 2 so it's 1337)

Sort by Song Title - first and last?
"1000 Miles Away" - Hoodoo Gurus
"Öll Birtan" - Björk

Sort by Song Title - first and last (characters/numbers not included)
"A Case Of You" - Chanel Cole <3333
"Zombie Girl" - The Spazzys

Sort by Time - first and last?
"The Tears" - Chanel Cole <3333, 0:38 um this isnt a song but its hell funny lmao free shoes oh Chanel.
"Degrassi Junior High Theme Song" - Lewis Manne and Wendy Watson, 0:40 (Shortest real song)
"Beyond The Sea" - Robbie Williams, 28:14, but thats like mainly silence as i discovered the other day (omg kristi just like your robbie williams song isnt that crazy)
"Shine On You Crazy Diamond" - Pink Floyd, 10:50

Top Ten Played Songs:
"Gone!" - The Cure (78)
"Love Will Tear Us Apart" - The Cure (28)
"Mint Car" - The Cure (25)
"Cut Here" - The Cure (17)
"Catch" - The Cure (16)
"High and Dry" - Radiohead (15)
"A Case Of You" - Chanel Cole (13)
"Charlotte Sometimes" - The Cure (13)
"I'm Already Home" - Waikiki (13)
"Again I Go Unnoticed" - Dashboard Confessional (13)

someones a little obsessed with gone!

Find "sex," how many songs show up?
Three.
"Beats So Lonely" - Charlie Sexton
"Sex Bomb" - Tom Jones
"Sex With A Movie Star" - Everclear

Find "death," how many songs show up?
Three.
"Death is in Love With Us" - HIM
"Death Defying" - Hoodoo Gurus
"Join Me in Death" - HIM

Find "love," how many songs show up?
Seventy-two.

Do I srsly have to type them all? No? Good.

Find "peace", how many songs show up?
Two.
"911 for Peace" - Antiflag
"Letter to the Peace Corp" - The Superjesus

Find "rock", how many songs show up?
Twenty-Four.
"Detroit Rock City" - Kiss
"Do You Remember Rock and Roll Radio?" - The Ramones
"God Gave Rock and Roll to You" - Kiss
"Keep On Rockin'" - Bette Midler
"Love on the Rocks With No Ice" - The Darkness
"Pop Rocks and Coke" - Greenday
"Rock and Roll All Night" - Kiss
"Rock and Roll All Night (Live) - Kiss
"Rock and Roll High School" - The Ramones
"Rock and Roll is Where I Hide" - Dave Graney and the Coral Snakes
"Rock and Roll Machine" - The Donnas
"Rock it to Me" - Ella Fitzgerald
"Rock Star" - Everclear
"Rockaway Beach" - The Ramones
"Rockaway Beach (Live)" - The Ramones
"Rocket" - Def Leppard
"Rocket Ride" - Felix Da Housecat
"Rockin' Rocks" - Powderfinger
"Rockstars" - Magic Dirt
"Sheena Is A Punk Rocker" - The Ramones
"Sheena Is A Punk Rocker (Live)" - The Ramones
"Sold My Soul to Rock and Roll" Bette Midler
"We Will Rock You" - Queen

lmao who wouldve thought Ella Fitzgerald would appear in this list? AND Bette Midler appears more often than Queen lol dies.
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