Uhg, I Gots Me A Headache... And It Has A Y Chromosome!
Maybe I need to eat something? Hmm...
Hey girls, you ever have to deal with those creeps on myspace that try to hit on you by sending you a message asking "haven't I seen you somewhere before?" or "You look so familiar, where do I know you from?" Of course you don't recognise them because guess what, you don't know them, so you tell them they've made a mistake, so instead they keep pressing on, asking where you hang out, where you live, where you work, what your plans for the weekend are... To all you wannabe stalkers out there, here's a tip; Don't go asking your prey for their personal info... kinda blows your cover, dumbasses.
You try to POLIETLY brush them off, saying you don't really hang out and insist that you don't know them, but they won't give up, so what else can you do? You go super bitch, tell them to go fornicate with a sharp and unsafe object in a vulgar way, then you put them on your block list... It's very exhausting.
(if you have doubts about whether or not they are truly hitting on you, check their profile, they will have almost nothing but women, mostly skantily clad, on their freinds list. These net creeps are girl collectors)
And THEN theres the dorks you already know... You know, the ones that expect you to drool all over them cuz they're studs but they act so aloof, warning you not to get too attached 'cuz they're players and heart breakers and they can't stand drama queens who get all emotional and lovey dovey on them. They want you to worship them but not expect exclusive attention or affection from them... BUT! As soon as you decide you've had enough of their little game, THE MINUTE you start to tell them "no."... BAM! They are proffessing their love for you. WTF, so if im interested, you don't want me getting too close, but if I'm NOT interested you can't live without me? MAKE UP YOUR MIND! (Btw, them saying "im in love w/u" @ this point is total crap, the only thing they "love" is the power they think they hold over you.)
Kami almighty, sometimes I just want to rip a guy's wang off and start beating him over the head with it!!! (hmm, not a bad idea actually... any volunteers?)
Lets face it, men are losers. (shut up you guys, you know you are!!)
Although to be fair, there are some, very few, quite rare (practically endangered to near extinction actually) decent guys out there who don't fall in the same macho-bullshit cesspool as the rest of their lowly gender. Granted they're still MORONS, but they are decent, loveable morons.
Sorry for the rant people, had to blow off some steam.