you just wait until i get off my ass
its gonna be on like donkey kong :oP
ARIES
Aries is the first sign of the Zodiac. Your personality is likely to be spontaneous and excitable [only when im happy]. You are also militantly hostile in your expression of anger [jag?]. You may be prone to periods of ire and irritation [fer sure]. You are very self-reliant [thats because everyone is incompetent! ;o)]. You want to have everything your way, and refuse to be pushed around by anyone [yeah. fuck off]. You are self-disciplined, and refuse to have others impose discipline on you [thats for sure. oh, wait. discipline?] People either like you or hate you because of your impulsive behavior [more like "mood swings"]. You like taking charge, and will likely end up in a position of authority in your career [good]. You are a natural leader [i dont even want to know of who/what]. You set the pace and terms for yourself, and will choose your own vocation (regardless of advice from friends and relatives) [thats for sure]. The relationship between you and your parents may be difficult [yuh huh]. There is a lack of both sympathy, and communication there [fuck her]. Your actions are considered to be impulsive and unexpected by others who are watching you [so ive heard]. You may be attracted to the study of the occult, or mysticism [oh, so that was bound to happen and had nothing to do with my mom buyin me all those books?]. You like to keep secrets, and that drives some of your friends crazy [how the hell would they know, if its a secret?! probably because it aint no secret. well, not a big one, anyway. people cant be trusted. stuff that needs to be kept safe, stays inside].
MOON IN CAPRICORN
You were born to be in authority, it comes naturally to you [oh, good]. This could bring you either fame or notoriety [yay!]! Either way, a certain amount of celebrity is guaranteed [right on]. If you focus on your ambition, dedication, and strong work ethic, the public eye will eventually come to view you as a prominent and respected individual [respect is cool]. The Moon in Capricorn may make you a little insensitive and unperceptive of others feelings [haha. oops, sorry]. Others might view you as cold and calculating [i could see that]. If your Sun or Ascendant is in one of the cardinal signs: Aries, Cancer, Libra or Capricorn, your future success is almost assured [thank gawd]. And with fame and success comes enemies [bring em on]. It is almost certain that one will appear and try to spoil your success or reputation, be it secretly or openly. But don't worry, this person will most likely fail [cause theyre incompetent :oP]! You share characteristics as a person whose Moon is in Scorpio. Both of you have a great amount of energy, trouble with the opposite sex (sorry!), and a lack of control in certain areas of your life [damnit!]. You have a strong influence over others [is that why she stole my name?]. You also know how to put on a good show [uh. i dont think so. im really bad with faking shit], and will do anything to accomplish goals you have set for your self [when?]. You are a mover and a shaker [maybe when im not too busy sleepin]!
awwwyea, and ive got the god of war on my side. WHATS UP DEN? ;o) ooo, and the god of the golden age. hrm.
i added commentary in the brackets.
alright, enough with the fun stuff. what ive done is created a fictional bio. it states everything i want to accomplish, like i already have, and the goal is to make it become true. its all actually very easy to accomplish, its just a matter of me getting off of my ass. so thats the plan. to get off my ass. i should probably start eating like a semi-normal person, again. as things are right now, im weak as hell. the night before last i went to bed around 2am, and slept until 8pm. took a shower, went to the club, then passed out again around 3am, when i got home. cept i woke up at 5am, so ive been sitting here, fuckin around online. i should eat right now. im fuckin starving, but lazy. and there aint much food. eventually, ill be rich (or at least have food), and have a cook (or a boy to serve me) :oP
ARIES
Aries is the first sign of the Zodiac. Your personality is likely to be spontaneous and excitable [only when im happy]. You are also militantly hostile in your expression of anger [jag?]. You may be prone to periods of ire and irritation [fer sure]. You are very self-reliant [thats because everyone is incompetent! ;o)]. You want to have everything your way, and refuse to be pushed around by anyone [yeah. fuck off]. You are self-disciplined, and refuse to have others impose discipline on you [thats for sure. oh, wait. discipline?] People either like you or hate you because of your impulsive behavior [more like "mood swings"]. You like taking charge, and will likely end up in a position of authority in your career [good]. You are a natural leader [i dont even want to know of who/what]. You set the pace and terms for yourself, and will choose your own vocation (regardless of advice from friends and relatives) [thats for sure]. The relationship between you and your parents may be difficult [yuh huh]. There is a lack of both sympathy, and communication there [fuck her]. Your actions are considered to be impulsive and unexpected by others who are watching you [so ive heard]. You may be attracted to the study of the occult, or mysticism [oh, so that was bound to happen and had nothing to do with my mom buyin me all those books?]. You like to keep secrets, and that drives some of your friends crazy [how the hell would they know, if its a secret?! probably because it aint no secret. well, not a big one, anyway. people cant be trusted. stuff that needs to be kept safe, stays inside].
MOON IN CAPRICORN
You were born to be in authority, it comes naturally to you [oh, good]. This could bring you either fame or notoriety [yay!]! Either way, a certain amount of celebrity is guaranteed [right on]. If you focus on your ambition, dedication, and strong work ethic, the public eye will eventually come to view you as a prominent and respected individual [respect is cool]. The Moon in Capricorn may make you a little insensitive and unperceptive of others feelings [haha. oops, sorry]. Others might view you as cold and calculating [i could see that]. If your Sun or Ascendant is in one of the cardinal signs: Aries, Cancer, Libra or Capricorn, your future success is almost assured [thank gawd]. And with fame and success comes enemies [bring em on]. It is almost certain that one will appear and try to spoil your success or reputation, be it secretly or openly. But don't worry, this person will most likely fail [cause theyre incompetent :oP]! You share characteristics as a person whose Moon is in Scorpio. Both of you have a great amount of energy, trouble with the opposite sex (sorry!), and a lack of control in certain areas of your life [damnit!]. You have a strong influence over others [is that why she stole my name?]. You also know how to put on a good show [uh. i dont think so. im really bad with faking shit], and will do anything to accomplish goals you have set for your self [when?]. You are a mover and a shaker [maybe when im not too busy sleepin]!
awwwyea, and ive got the god of war on my side. WHATS UP DEN? ;o) ooo, and the god of the golden age. hrm.
i added commentary in the brackets.
alright, enough with the fun stuff. what ive done is created a fictional bio. it states everything i want to accomplish, like i already have, and the goal is to make it become true. its all actually very easy to accomplish, its just a matter of me getting off of my ass. so thats the plan. to get off my ass. i should probably start eating like a semi-normal person, again. as things are right now, im weak as hell. the night before last i went to bed around 2am, and slept until 8pm. took a shower, went to the club, then passed out again around 3am, when i got home. cept i woke up at 5am, so ive been sitting here, fuckin around online. i should eat right now. im fuckin starving, but lazy. and there aint much food. eventually, ill be rich (or at least have food), and have a cook (or a boy to serve me) :oP