Coke Secret Police!
As soem of you may know - there are coke-a-cola secret police who will tortue and kill you if you are seen with Pepsi in Cokes home state - Georgia. I myself have seen them kill many-a-pepsi-drinkers. So everyone - please be careful.
This picture may be a bit frightening. It is of 2 Coke secret police spotting an underground pepsi selling ring in Atlanta, Georgia. I don't know why everyone except police officer #2 has broken english - but it happens. Dont question me. Sadly this man - he was killed by the secret police.
Now you are probobly wonderign who runs such a sick operation... Get ready to be stunned and amazed:
Yes - Martha Stewart is behind this whole issue. She is Ted Turners most trusted advisor. Be weary if you Drink pepsi in Georgia - let alone the south. Or you will have to deal with her yourself.