I meme, therefore I blog
Just a quickie meme, as gakked from somewhere yesterday (I honestly don't know from which of the several blogs I googled *scratches head*)
1. When is the last time you had a papercut?
It was while I was doing my social security forms, if you'll believe it. Talk about divine irony.
2. Would you rather have a 5 pound tumor on your face or a 50 pound tumor on your back, neither of which could ever be removed?
Neither. In instances of impossible fictional choices, it's always good to remember one thing: they're fictional. I'd prefer to have a bicycle instead. Or blancmange. Or world peace. Or something else equally bizarre and unrelated.
3. What was the best part of your weekend?
Seeing Hancock. I caught a few reviews on the 'net that said it was a good film overall but that the ending was a little crappy, I saw the actual thing at the cinema and I have to wonder what those reviewers were smoking because that movie is all kinds of perfect and I'm still all buzzed by it.
4. Do you like peanut butter?
Yes and no. In a sandwich? Not so much. As the glue that holds veggie burgers together on the barbecue? The food of gods.
5. List three foods you can’t stand:
Sheep's eyeballs, chicken gizzards and pig trotters. I have actually been offered one of these foods before. Guess which one.
6. Did you make your bed this morning?
Yup. I'm compulsive like that.
7. When it comes to handshakes, are you firm?
You know, that's always been much more complicated than it ought to be. I mean, I know that a handshake is supposed to convey a lot of things about my character to whoever is on the receiving end, so I make sure to be firm and outgoing and it's all just a projection on my part. It's the impression I've decided I want the other person to have of me. An impression I've spent thought on giving. Does that makes it false? I'm not sure. If I wasn't thinking about it so much, would I still give firm handshakes? No clue. I'm a weird person.
8. What was the most effective punishment for you as a kid?
You can spank or paddle a kid all you want but it won't have the same devastating psychological impact as your parents being 'disappointed in you'. Head games in general in fact are the worst kind of punishment *shudders*
9. What is your favorite way to fix/eat potatoes?
Jacket potatoes with lots of butter. Mmm.
10. Ask me something.
Something?