Kawachi thinks this post is filtered from Azuma. Pity he hasn't learned how to use filters properly

[nanyate69]

Oi. What the hell have you done to Azuma?????

All he does now is go on about his 'awesome friends' j00_suck_god who is putting all kinds of bad ideas into his head and sexy_and_skorty who is some kind of evil rainbow-coloured internet predator. Do these sound like good friends for a 16 year old boy to you???? >:O

Also, and I'm pretty sure it's because of that j00_suck_god guy

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[sexy_and_skorty]

~*~*~*~Evil Internet predator? Me? o_o~*~*~*~

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[nanyate69]

...

Well, I'm ... I'm not sure what's up with the sparklies and the pink and the happy icon but you were definitely being really creepy last time you spoke to him. I WON'T LET YOU TURN HIM GAY!!!!!!!!

[sexy_and_skorty]

~*~*~*~Oh, honey, you don't turn someone gay. You either are or you aren't. I am and I think he is. You can't turn someone straight, either. ^__^ ~*~*~*~

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[nanyate69]

He is NOT gay and I don't want you putting ideas like that in his head!!! >:O He's NOT gay. He's NOT.

He can't be.

[sexy_and_skorty]

~*~*~*~I'm not putting any ideas into his head that weren't already there in the first place. Why don't you want him to be gay? Are you a homophobe? ^_^;;~*~*~*~

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[nanyate69]

But that's the thing! There weren't any ideas about that there before. He didn't know anything about sex! He thought porn was a type of shellfish! And now ... it's like you've spoiled him or something. He's not the same as he was before. :(

I'm not homophobic. At least ... I don't think I am. This is just all really sudden and weird and it's freaking me out.

[sexy_and_skorty]

~*~*~*~I'm sorry, honey. ^__^ The Devil's the one who put the ideas in his head in the first place, but that is what the Devil's good at, you know.~*~*~*~

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[nanyate69]

Then I need to find that devil and ... make him take the ideas back out of his head again. Stupid devil. >:O

[sexy_and_skorty]

~*~*~*~Just remember that you can't TURN someone gay. People just hide it or don't realize it. ^__^~*~*~*~

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[nanyate69]

Are you sure?

[sexy_and_skorty]

~*~*~*~Positive!~*~*~*~

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