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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November sagaciousluand I robbed a bank (-50 points). In May I turned robynbrightin for running naked in the mall (3 points). In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last week I pulled mostlycrazy's hair (-5 points). In August I put money in ipso__facto's expired parking meter (14 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1050 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, nantosvelta