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I've, as usual, taken this in my own direction, but I think it still fits the meme. It also fits a kind of odd beat. I have counted the cha cha's in my 100 words. Any critique is welcome. thanks.
Oh his name is Gerard,
his form is renard,
but you may call him the 'the fox.' (cha cha)
He is bold. He is true.
He'll stare straight through you
and steal the chicken from your box. (cha cha)
Do not fear 'less you have the taint of evil within.
For he has no taste for those without sin.
But if you do, watch yourself
he's a tricky little elf
and against him you cannot win.
For Gerard Renard is one they call "Jongleur."
He and your wallet will be there on 'un'
and if you blink, gone on 'deux.'
Oh his name is Gerard,
his form is renard,
but you may call him the 'the fox.' (cha cha)
He is bold. He is true.
He'll stare straight through you
and steal the chicken from your box. (cha cha)
Do not fear 'less you have the taint of evil within.
For he has no taste for those without sin.
But if you do, watch yourself
he's a tricky little elf
and against him you cannot win.
For Gerard Renard is one they call "Jongleur."
He and your wallet will be there on 'un'
and if you blink, gone on 'deux.'