I must apologise in advance
I have just laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. This does mean both that I am about 9, and that I have a particularly low and foolish sense of humour. Don't listen to this around anyone who might be shocked by, um, anything... actually, maybe just don't listen to this in company at all... Don't say I didn't warn you. Definitely not safe for work, unless you work in a brothel, or maybe the porn mines. The lord of the books of the 55 arse-hymens of stone(yes, I know, honestly).