I need a break, please.

[nanny_akhmatova]

So, today we had an odd thing happen in class: we were given time to have conversations about things OTHER than A Trip to Deutschland. There were three of us to a group, and my group consisted of me, a 95 lb. gay boy who is very funny and a half Greek, half Chinese dude with a massive chip on his shoulder (he looks asian, but his name is pretty greco-centric, so I automatically assumed he was a Korean adoptee). Both of these characters are smart, picked up German really well in high school, and do absolutely nothing in class, when they manage to show up.
Our deutsch conversation - translated for ... I dunno why. It doesn't make any more sense in English.
Greek Asian: (to me) oh well now... I'm sorry you have to be in my team.
Me: Why are not?
GA: Because I know you were trying to not meets my eyes.
Me: I was eye contacting!
Gay Boy: Now now... Jenna, do you make your hair colored?
Me: No... but I will when I become old and my hair switches to ugly.
GB: Oooo.. I am slightly annoyed because your hair is dark and nice.
Me: Thanks!
GA: blah blah blah...
Me: Please, be nice, Agamemnon-san.
GA: You are ... [how do you say racist?]
Me: I don't know, but I am that.
GA: I know.
Me: Are you ... Orthodox?
GA: Simply because you say that word with a german sound does not make it become German. And yes.
Me: You have been... dropped in the water as a baby?
GA: ... yes. Baptized.
Me: Because you say a word to sound German, makes it not also German!
GB: Please! It is almost the time to go home! Good thing for me, as I am so very hungry.
Me: You don't eat. Is that how you keep your ladylike-figure?
GB: My GIRLISH figure...
Me: That is a good adjective. How would it sound, should I make that adjective in a genitive sentence?
GA: Genitive! hrr...
GB: Use the -en ending.
Me: ahhh... nice.
GA: Jenna, would you like to play doctor with me?
Me: You have asked me that last term. No. I have to go home now!

And then I left - and the TERM IS ALMOST OVER. Gott sei Dank!