Euthanasia : murder? Or on act of love?

Aug 10, 2006 21:58


How my mother goes about buying electronics:

stage 1) she complains that the one she bought "only" five years ago needs replacing

stage 2) she asks for my advice

stage 3) I ask her what she needs, at what price

stage 4) she shouts at me and tells me she doesn't want any fuss & that I should just do it

stage 5) I research everything I can , ask friends etc, then get back to her with the best thing for her target price

stage 6) she wanders into an electronics shop in between two errands and buys the first thing any guy in a name-tag bullies her into getting, ignoring every spec I gave her.

stage 7) it breaks

stage 8) it's MY fault

stage 9) I get shouted at

stage 10) I fix it

11th and final stage) My mother reckons she "got a great deal" when buying

This is why, I have to kill these people.
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