Instaslash
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WARNING: SLASH is male on male. Gay ficcage. Homosexual story. You get the point.
Instant Slash Story!
The darkness was all around as Seifer walked through Forest down towards his floor, random thoughts of fellatio crossing his mind.
He had been shocked earlier when Mary Sue had told him she often dreamed about Headmaster Cid involved in anal sex with a bunny , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Zell .
One day he would discuss his feelings with Squall, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Zell masturbating himself with a popsicle.
The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the broom he was carrying with him. Would Zell's balls feel like that to his cock?
So far, so good.
What would Zell think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating chocolate off Zell's beautiful prostate?
If his tongue can reach that far in, he's either going to be freaked out or elated.
Seifer rubbed the broom against his balls whispering Zell's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his floor but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Zell's name into the night.
Meanwhile, Zell had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. Forest was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the chocolate he was carrying and leisurely scratched his balls.
I actually see the above paragraph as canonly possible.
He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Seifer calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his chocolate and ran towards the sound of his Chicken's voice.
Zell stumbled through the darkness towards Seifer. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his Chicken being attacked by a bunny. Was he about to be raped by Mollywobles dressed as Headmaster Cid? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his cock.
And the acid trip begins.
Seifer, Seifer, my Chicken, screamed Zell. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Seifer leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the broom and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare prostate pointing in the air.
*cries*
Zell! Seifer gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Squall said you were in your floor engaged in some fellatio with Mary Sue.
*laughs*
No, I was alone in my floor with nothing but my popsicle for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your prostate was, and how I would like to stroke my balls against it, and have you kiss my cock, and now I see your prostate for myself I realise that not even Headmaster Cid has a prostate to compare with yours.
*laughs, cries and breaks brain trying to imagine it*
Oh, Chicken, Squall said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Mary Sue.
What! That old bunny, I'd rather get involved in anal sex with Mollywobles, a broom and chocolate than dream of fellatio with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my cock curl.
Oh, Seifer!
Oh, Zell, my Chicken!
Finally the nickname/insult is given to the right person.
Cue soft music, sounds of fellatio and anal sex, soft focus and fade.........
WARNING: SLASH is male on male. Gay ficcage. Homosexual story. You get the point.
Instant Slash Story!
The darkness was all around as Seifer walked through Forest down towards his floor, random thoughts of fellatio crossing his mind.
He had been shocked earlier when Mary Sue had told him she often dreamed about Headmaster Cid involved in anal sex with a bunny , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Zell .
One day he would discuss his feelings with Squall, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Zell masturbating himself with a popsicle.
The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the broom he was carrying with him. Would Zell's balls feel like that to his cock?
So far, so good.
What would Zell think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating chocolate off Zell's beautiful prostate?
If his tongue can reach that far in, he's either going to be freaked out or elated.
Seifer rubbed the broom against his balls whispering Zell's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his floor but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Zell's name into the night.
Meanwhile, Zell had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. Forest was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the chocolate he was carrying and leisurely scratched his balls.
I actually see the above paragraph as canonly possible.
He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Seifer calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his chocolate and ran towards the sound of his Chicken's voice.
Zell stumbled through the darkness towards Seifer. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his Chicken being attacked by a bunny. Was he about to be raped by Mollywobles dressed as Headmaster Cid? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his cock.
And the acid trip begins.
Seifer, Seifer, my Chicken, screamed Zell. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Seifer leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the broom and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare prostate pointing in the air.
*cries*
Zell! Seifer gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Squall said you were in your floor engaged in some fellatio with Mary Sue.
*laughs*
No, I was alone in my floor with nothing but my popsicle for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your prostate was, and how I would like to stroke my balls against it, and have you kiss my cock, and now I see your prostate for myself I realise that not even Headmaster Cid has a prostate to compare with yours.
*laughs, cries and breaks brain trying to imagine it*
Oh, Chicken, Squall said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Mary Sue.
What! That old bunny, I'd rather get involved in anal sex with Mollywobles, a broom and chocolate than dream of fellatio with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my cock curl.
Oh, Seifer!
Oh, Zell, my Chicken!
Finally the nickname/insult is given to the right person.
Cue soft music, sounds of fellatio and anal sex, soft focus and fade.........