I actually posted this story back in November, but forgot that this community existed. Now that it seems to have risen from the grave, I have a Hirako/Ichigo fic offering. Basically, I ran across a ficathon a long while back, and the subject matter was so ridiculous that I immediately knew it was destined for this pairing.
Cake or DeathPG-ish, 850 words or so, some spoiler for people following the anime. I am way too lazy for this fancy fake cut business, so it's just a regular link to my writing journal.