Funny old people stuff
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life in 2012 - Remember
4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to
your door is if you're in the bathroom.
7. It used to be only death and taxes
Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after taking
the trash out, gives the impression that
he just cleaned the whole house..
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just
vending machines and a large trash can.
12.. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way ....
Be who you are and say what you feel ...
because those that matter ... don't mind ...
and those that mind ... don't matter!
4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to
your door is if you're in the bathroom.
7. It used to be only death and taxes
Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after taking
the trash out, gives the impression that
he just cleaned the whole house..
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just
vending machines and a large trash can.
12.. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way ....
Be who you are and say what you feel ...
because those that matter ... don't mind ...
and those that mind ... don't matter!