I need a good laugh
x-posted to cynical_nurse
Somebody puts these up at work every year but they are so pricless they are worth passing around every time. Enjoy!
Christmas Carols for the Psych Unit
Schizophrenia: "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Multiple Personality Disorder: "We Three Queens, Disoriented Are"
Amnesia: "I Don't Know If I'll Be Home For Christmas?"
Narcissistic: "Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me"
Manic: "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and . . . "
Paranoid: "Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me"
Borderline Personality Disorder: "Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire"
Personality Disorder: "You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why"
Social Anxiety Disorder: "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here And Hyperventilate"
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells. . . "
Agoraphobia: "I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House"
Senile Dementia: "Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and a Robe"
Oppositional Defiant Disorder: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down The House"
Happy Holidays!!!!