Amnesia is Stupid. Chapter 5. A fanfic.
Title: Amnesia is Stupid. Chapter 5.
Author: nancygrew
Rated: G
Notes: Futurefic. AU after Reid drives off to Bay City. This muli-chapter fic takes place~late August 2014. Takes place after Jade Stays at Luke and Reid's Place. But you don't have to read any of my other fic in order to understand this multi-chapter fic. I had made an outline and ( Read more... )
The banter between Reid and Casey was the BEST!! How do you keep topping yourself?
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"Good morning, Man Without a Memory. I’m Casey Hughes. Welcome to the future. You should know that Soylent Green is people."
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"If it helps at all, I thought you were a huge stinkin’ jerk when we first met," said Casey as he ruffled Reid’s hair.
"You aren’t just saying that to be nice?" asked Reid.
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"I can get my Uncle Chris to visit from New Zealand. He hates you like Brady Bunch fans hate Cousin Oliver."
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"You and Luke entertain on the first Saturday of the month. Your face is going to freeze like that, you know.
"I will pay you $60 if you stop talking about the fact that the future me co-hosts theme parties."
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"Apparently, I’m a gigantic hypocrite," said Reid. "Who knew?"
"Self discovery is always a positive thing," nodded Casey.
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"Would it be mean if I faked still having amnesia if I get my memory back before this party from Hell?" asked Reid.
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"Songs will be sung, interpretative dances will be danced, poems will be poem-ed."
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"Faith told me that you usually refer to my dad as Humorless Tom,"
Reid grabbed a muffin and said, "Do tell!"
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"Luke’s friggin’ adorable. How could anyone have a problem with him? Look at his big anime eyes!" (OMG!! Even with amnesia, Reid knows how great Luke is!!)
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"Daddy was willing to hire a felon for his firm?" asked Reid.
"Reid, I am going to hold a pillow over your face until you lose consciousness," threatened Luke.
"No sex games in front of company, Luke," replied Reid.
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"You spied on the grown-ups, didn’t you, you little scamp?" snarked Reid.
"I’d like to clarify that neither Casey nor I were ever in a frat," said Luke.
"I’m sure that was the part that Humorless Tom meant to be insulting," replied Reid.
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"Can we invite Humorless Tom over for lunch today so that I can watch you give him a verbal smack down? I think it would really help my amnesia."
Home. Huh. *** YES! Take him home. I can't wait!! <3 <3 <3
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I had originally thought of going with ". . . like Scooby Doo fans hat Scrappy Doo" but decided that I though Cousin Oliver was funnier.
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