this is one order you shouldn't follow and you fucking know it
i (almost) feel bad about not being able to veer from this michael bay train of thought i've been on. just to clarify, michael bay has directed:
bad boys
the rock
armageddon
pearl harbor
bad boys 2
he made bad boys when he was just twenty eight. he's over six feet tall. he's adopted and supposedly has a famous movie director biological father, but what i've garnered is that the media pounced on that but he refuses to discuss the topic. he's been criticized unmercifully for directing cheesy, shallow action movies. (hey, think spielberg and jaws.)
that over six feet tall thing gets to me, because i'm a big girl, six feet tall, and when i run across men who are taller than me, it always gives me a delicious feeling to look up into their eyes, to feel my own eyelashes batting up at them. not that i've ever met michael bay, but when i'm commissioned to do his biography, i will stare up into those eyes and it will make it so that everything i write about him is layered in that magical dust of looking up...
coming later (as a result of having children whose needs have suddenly escalated--kathleen is PISSED because i won't go to wendy's for lunch cause i hate wendy's and don't have no money to waste going somewhere i hate and jack is pissed for the usual reason that he doesn't have my undivided attention!) is how i got turned on to him, and why i love his movies, especially armageddon...
stay tuned cyber land for the next installment of me trying to figure out my most intense celebrity crush as of now (don't worry about bon jovi, my love for him is long-suffering and certainly can withstand some unaldulterated praise of another celebrity!)
bad boys
the rock
armageddon
pearl harbor
bad boys 2
he made bad boys when he was just twenty eight. he's over six feet tall. he's adopted and supposedly has a famous movie director biological father, but what i've garnered is that the media pounced on that but he refuses to discuss the topic. he's been criticized unmercifully for directing cheesy, shallow action movies. (hey, think spielberg and jaws.)
that over six feet tall thing gets to me, because i'm a big girl, six feet tall, and when i run across men who are taller than me, it always gives me a delicious feeling to look up into their eyes, to feel my own eyelashes batting up at them. not that i've ever met michael bay, but when i'm commissioned to do his biography, i will stare up into those eyes and it will make it so that everything i write about him is layered in that magical dust of looking up...
coming later (as a result of having children whose needs have suddenly escalated--kathleen is PISSED because i won't go to wendy's for lunch cause i hate wendy's and don't have no money to waste going somewhere i hate and jack is pissed for the usual reason that he doesn't have my undivided attention!) is how i got turned on to him, and why i love his movies, especially armageddon...
stay tuned cyber land for the next installment of me trying to figure out my most intense celebrity crush as of now (don't worry about bon jovi, my love for him is long-suffering and certainly can withstand some unaldulterated praise of another celebrity!)