Title: Honeymoon on the Nile (21/21)
Author:
ndnickersonCharacters/Pairing: Nancy/Ned, Joe/Bess, Frank, George
Rating: PG-13 (this chapter)
Summary/Prompt: State Department official Jonathan Kimball asks Frank and Joe Hardy to pose as a wealthy banker's two newlywed sons, allegedly targeted for kidnapping by an Egyptian terrorist group; Frank calls Nancy to get her and Bess to pose as their wives. Nancy tweaks the rules and has Ned pose as her husband.
Spoilers: Uh... probably.
Warning(s): Language, innuendo.
Word Count: 3078 (this chapter)
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue. Literally the entire plot of this monster is based on the actual text of Secrets in the Nile. Also, yes there will be an epilogue.
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