TW Fic: T Is for Torchwood
T Is for Torchwood
Author: nancybrown
Rating: PG
Characters: Team
Spoilers: up through S2, possible CoE spoiler (Day Two)
Warning: seriously bad poetry
Author's Note: I have no excuse for this. Not even "It seemed like a good idea at the time." I'm sure it's been done, and I'm sure it's been done better. Yet here we are.
A is for Archive and Alien Tech
B is for Blowfish, a pain in the neck
C is for Cannibal, Cardiff, and Con
D is for Doctor, with whom Jack has gone
E is for Everything Changes 'round here
F is for Forklift, and Falsehoods and Fear
G is for Gwen, who's not sure of her place
H is for Hart, "Captain John" to his face
I is for Ianto, with coffee and files
J is for Jack, who makes trade on his smiles
K is for King of the Weevils, and Kill
L* is for Lisa, who lost her free will
M is for Martha, and Mutants, and Manger
N is for Night Travellers, celluloid strangers
O is for Owen, not alive and not dead
P is for Pteranodon over their heads
Q is for Victoria (Queen) and for Queer
R is for Rift, which keeps them all here
S is for Suzie and Sex and Suspense
T's for Toshiko, who ought have had sense
U is for Universe, and Earth is wee ickle
V is for Black Sport Utility Vehicle
W is for Weevil, now hear Janet keen
X is for Alien X-Ray Machine
Y is for Youth, for too many Years
Z is for Zapping some punk 'tween the ears
(* L is for learning, despite all this chatter,
That T is for Torchwood, and that's all that matters.)
*goes off to hide now*
Author: nancybrown
Rating: PG
Characters: Team
Spoilers: up through S2, possible CoE spoiler (Day Two)
Warning: seriously bad poetry
Author's Note: I have no excuse for this. Not even "It seemed like a good idea at the time." I'm sure it's been done, and I'm sure it's been done better. Yet here we are.
A is for Archive and Alien Tech
B is for Blowfish, a pain in the neck
C is for Cannibal, Cardiff, and Con
D is for Doctor, with whom Jack has gone
E is for Everything Changes 'round here
F is for Forklift, and Falsehoods and Fear
G is for Gwen, who's not sure of her place
H is for Hart, "Captain John" to his face
I is for Ianto, with coffee and files
J is for Jack, who makes trade on his smiles
K is for King of the Weevils, and Kill
L* is for Lisa, who lost her free will
M is for Martha, and Mutants, and Manger
N is for Night Travellers, celluloid strangers
O is for Owen, not alive and not dead
P is for Pteranodon over their heads
Q is for Victoria (Queen) and for Queer
R is for Rift, which keeps them all here
S is for Suzie and Sex and Suspense
T's for Toshiko, who ought have had sense
U is for Universe, and Earth is wee ickle
V is for Black Sport Utility Vehicle
W is for Weevil, now hear Janet keen
X is for Alien X-Ray Machine
Y is for Youth, for too many Years
Z is for Zapping some punk 'tween the ears
(* L is for learning, despite all this chatter,
That T is for Torchwood, and that's all that matters.)
*goes off to hide now*