Bring on the Retarded surveys
Name: Mike
Sex: 100% man
Screen Name: chubbycox 522!
Meaning: means "warrior poet" in gaelic
Pets: 1 retarded dog
Height: 5'11"
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Writing Hand: Right
BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
Nervous Habits: I don't get nervous
Do you bite your nails? yes
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? Well considering I don't really have eyebrows that would be a no
Can you blow smoke rings? nah
Can you blow spit bubbles? yes
Can you flare your nostrils? oh yeah
Can you cross your eyes? nope
Tattoos? Piercing? nay
CLOTHES
What goes on first, bra or underwear? definitely the bra
Which shoe goes on first? right shoe
Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? Just today I threw my shoe at Pat
What jewelry do you wear 24/7? nada
What's sexiest on a guy? definitely khaki shorts
What's sexiest on a girl? trousers
Favorite Piece of Clothing: Fleece pullover
Pajamas:sure
FOOD
Do you wind your spaghetti or cut it? neither, I generally just shove it in my mouth
Have you ever eaten Spam? no
Favorite Ice Cream? mmmmmm, rainbow
How many cereals in your cabinet? 3 cheerios, honey bunches of oats and honey nut cheerios
What's your favorite beverage? vanilla coke
What's your favorite restaurant? anything with thai
What utensils do you use to eat pizza? hands
Favourite Type of Pizza? mmmmm, Pepperoni
GROOMING
How often do you brush your teeth? at least twice a day
How often do you floss? whenever a damn well feel like it
How often do you shower/bathe? daily
How long does your shower last? at least 20 minutes
Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? no
If that fountain of youth existed, would you drink it? depends if it could get rid of my crows feet
Would you rather have genital herpes or be 50 lbs. overweight? herpes hands down
MANNERS
Do you swear? yes
Do you ever spit? yeah
Do you open the door for others? a perfect gentleman always holds the door open
What is the second fork for? the secpnd fork is the defender fork, you stab people with it when they try to take your food
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE...
Animal: orangutang
Food: Pizza
Month: June, it's my birthday
Day: Friday
Cartoon: Family Guy is the superior cartoon
Flower: daisy's are the best
Shoe Brand: Adidas
sool: say what?
Color: Green
Body part on the opposite sex: uh, eyes?
TV show: Don't laugh, Smallville
Holiday: Channukah
Book: The Hobbit
Vacationing Spot: Hawaii
Thing to do in spring: walks sounds good to me
the summer: work at summer camp
the fall: Jump into the leaf piles
the winter: relax
Perfume or Cologne: neither they both stank
TV Station: The WB
IN AND AROUND
Person you talk most on the phone with: Kim I guess
Ever taken a cab? yeah
Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? no
What color is your bedroom? Blue with a white trim
Do you use an alarm clock? yes... but I never wake up to it
Name one thing you are obsessed with: uh, nothing
Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? oh yeah! jk
Ever sunbathed nude? I've been tempted to
Window seat or aisle? aisle, easy access to the airplane snacks
LA LA LAND
What's your sleeping position? side
What kind of bed do you like? firm, yet soft
Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? yeah
Do you snore? not really
Do you sleepwalk? I use the bathroom and change clothes in my sleep
Do you talk in your sleep? I hold conversations in my sleep
Do you sleep with a stuffed animals? yes, who doesn't?
How about with the light on? nay
Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?TV
WHICH IS BETTER...
Coke or Pepsi? coke, but only if it's vanilla coke
Oranges or apples? apples
One pillow or two? two pillows
Deaf or blind? deaf
Pools or hot tubs? pools
Blondes or brunettes? blondes
Tall or short? shorter than me so I can say things like "how's the weather down there?"
TV or radio? TV
Tic-Tacs or Certs? tic-tacs
Snooze button or jump out of bed? snooze button
phone on the floor? nah
Sunrise or Sunset? sunset
Hamburger or Cheeseburger? it's not kosher, but a cheesburger
Morning or night? night
Bikini or one-piece? thong
Indoors or outdoors? outdoors
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Christmas Eve
Bert or Ernie? Bert, Ernie's just a moocher trying to live off Bert
Ren or Stimpy? Stimpy is funny
Spicy or Mild? spicy!
Spearmint or Peppemint? spearmint
Call or Write? write online
Peanut Butter or Jelly? peanut butter
Dog or Cat? I hate all living things
Book or Movie? depends on how good the book/movie is
Green or Red apples? green
Rain or Snow? snow
Sex: 100% man
Screen Name: chubbycox 522!
Meaning: means "warrior poet" in gaelic
Pets: 1 retarded dog
Height: 5'11"
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Writing Hand: Right
BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
Nervous Habits: I don't get nervous
Do you bite your nails? yes
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? Well considering I don't really have eyebrows that would be a no
Can you blow smoke rings? nah
Can you blow spit bubbles? yes
Can you flare your nostrils? oh yeah
Can you cross your eyes? nope
Tattoos? Piercing? nay
CLOTHES
What goes on first, bra or underwear? definitely the bra
Which shoe goes on first? right shoe
Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? Just today I threw my shoe at Pat
What jewelry do you wear 24/7? nada
What's sexiest on a guy? definitely khaki shorts
What's sexiest on a girl? trousers
Favorite Piece of Clothing: Fleece pullover
Pajamas:sure
FOOD
Do you wind your spaghetti or cut it? neither, I generally just shove it in my mouth
Have you ever eaten Spam? no
Favorite Ice Cream? mmmmmm, rainbow
How many cereals in your cabinet? 3 cheerios, honey bunches of oats and honey nut cheerios
What's your favorite beverage? vanilla coke
What's your favorite restaurant? anything with thai
What utensils do you use to eat pizza? hands
Favourite Type of Pizza? mmmmm, Pepperoni
GROOMING
How often do you brush your teeth? at least twice a day
How often do you floss? whenever a damn well feel like it
How often do you shower/bathe? daily
How long does your shower last? at least 20 minutes
Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? no
If that fountain of youth existed, would you drink it? depends if it could get rid of my crows feet
Would you rather have genital herpes or be 50 lbs. overweight? herpes hands down
MANNERS
Do you swear? yes
Do you ever spit? yeah
Do you open the door for others? a perfect gentleman always holds the door open
What is the second fork for? the secpnd fork is the defender fork, you stab people with it when they try to take your food
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE...
Animal: orangutang
Food: Pizza
Month: June, it's my birthday
Day: Friday
Cartoon: Family Guy is the superior cartoon
Flower: daisy's are the best
Shoe Brand: Adidas
sool: say what?
Color: Green
Body part on the opposite sex: uh, eyes?
TV show: Don't laugh, Smallville
Holiday: Channukah
Book: The Hobbit
Vacationing Spot: Hawaii
Thing to do in spring: walks sounds good to me
the summer: work at summer camp
the fall: Jump into the leaf piles
the winter: relax
Perfume or Cologne: neither they both stank
TV Station: The WB
IN AND AROUND
Person you talk most on the phone with: Kim I guess
Ever taken a cab? yeah
Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? no
What color is your bedroom? Blue with a white trim
Do you use an alarm clock? yes... but I never wake up to it
Name one thing you are obsessed with: uh, nothing
Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? oh yeah! jk
Ever sunbathed nude? I've been tempted to
Window seat or aisle? aisle, easy access to the airplane snacks
LA LA LAND
What's your sleeping position? side
What kind of bed do you like? firm, yet soft
Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? yeah
Do you snore? not really
Do you sleepwalk? I use the bathroom and change clothes in my sleep
Do you talk in your sleep? I hold conversations in my sleep
Do you sleep with a stuffed animals? yes, who doesn't?
How about with the light on? nay
Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?TV
WHICH IS BETTER...
Coke or Pepsi? coke, but only if it's vanilla coke
Oranges or apples? apples
One pillow or two? two pillows
Deaf or blind? deaf
Pools or hot tubs? pools
Blondes or brunettes? blondes
Tall or short? shorter than me so I can say things like "how's the weather down there?"
TV or radio? TV
Tic-Tacs or Certs? tic-tacs
Snooze button or jump out of bed? snooze button
phone on the floor? nah
Sunrise or Sunset? sunset
Hamburger or Cheeseburger? it's not kosher, but a cheesburger
Morning or night? night
Bikini or one-piece? thong
Indoors or outdoors? outdoors
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Christmas Eve
Bert or Ernie? Bert, Ernie's just a moocher trying to live off Bert
Ren or Stimpy? Stimpy is funny
Spicy or Mild? spicy!
Spearmint or Peppemint? spearmint
Call or Write? write online
Peanut Butter or Jelly? peanut butter
Dog or Cat? I hate all living things
Book or Movie? depends on how good the book/movie is
Green or Red apples? green
Rain or Snow? snow