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Shakespeare says:
bah!
You know, it's a true irony that you're being a lesbian makes you like, the hottest girl evah
Daniele // says:
bahahaha really?
i dont see why but ok
Shakespeare says:
lol, come on, how can you not have heard that guys find the idea of lesbian superhot
you were already superhot
so Superhot+superhot= wtfing hell hot
Daniele // says:
hahahahaha well thats very flattering
i think to guys its the idea of never being able to be with someone that makes them want them even more
Shakespeare says:
lol, milldly profound and I wouldn't debate it
a more mundane way of looking at it is the idea of being with two women at once
or from a more profound slant again, the idea of being able to dominate a woman to a larger degree
Daniele // says:
which is also never going to happen if they're gay
Shakespeare says:
lol, don't burst the bubble daniele!
Daniele // says:
my bad
sure, men can sleep with two lesbians, they will be the ultimate guys guy
better?????
Shakespeare says:
lol, much
now say something like "Secretly, lesbians yearn for a man manly enough to convert them, like Matt OI'Neill the manliest man in the history of manly men"
...
Daniele // says:
bahaha why did that just remind me of robin hood, men in tights????
Shakespeare says:
lol, probably because it's the most homoerotic thing I've ever uttered lol
Daniele // says:
"we're men, we're men in tights, TIGHT tights"
Shakespeare says:
lol
...
YOU HAVEN":T SAID IT YET
Daniele // says:
Oh matt, you're the manliest man i've ever laid eyes on. now throw me down on to this here bed and convert me!!!!! i want to feel your manly ways.
Shakespeare says:
Damn straight!
*gets performance anxiety*
Daniele // says:
teehee
Shakespeare says:
where does the conversation go from here?
I think we;ve reached the pinnacle of awesomeness
Daniele // says:
that's true. im stumped.
Shakespeare says:
cyber?
why does it always end that way????? hahaha
bah!
You know, it's a true irony that you're being a lesbian makes you like, the hottest girl evah
Daniele // says:
bahahaha really?
i dont see why but ok
Shakespeare says:
lol, come on, how can you not have heard that guys find the idea of lesbian superhot
you were already superhot
so Superhot+superhot= wtfing hell hot
Daniele // says:
hahahahaha well thats very flattering
i think to guys its the idea of never being able to be with someone that makes them want them even more
Shakespeare says:
lol, milldly profound and I wouldn't debate it
a more mundane way of looking at it is the idea of being with two women at once
or from a more profound slant again, the idea of being able to dominate a woman to a larger degree
Daniele // says:
which is also never going to happen if they're gay
Shakespeare says:
lol, don't burst the bubble daniele!
Daniele // says:
my bad
sure, men can sleep with two lesbians, they will be the ultimate guys guy
better?????
Shakespeare says:
lol, much
now say something like "Secretly, lesbians yearn for a man manly enough to convert them, like Matt OI'Neill the manliest man in the history of manly men"
...
Daniele // says:
bahaha why did that just remind me of robin hood, men in tights????
Shakespeare says:
lol, probably because it's the most homoerotic thing I've ever uttered lol
Daniele // says:
"we're men, we're men in tights, TIGHT tights"
Shakespeare says:
lol
...
YOU HAVEN":T SAID IT YET
Daniele // says:
Oh matt, you're the manliest man i've ever laid eyes on. now throw me down on to this here bed and convert me!!!!! i want to feel your manly ways.
Shakespeare says:
Damn straight!
*gets performance anxiety*
Daniele // says:
teehee
Shakespeare says:
where does the conversation go from here?
I think we;ve reached the pinnacle of awesomeness
Daniele // says:
that's true. im stumped.
Shakespeare says:
cyber?
why does it always end that way????? hahaha