Men : the eternal enemy
Men are the enemy - sort of. They can make you feel so happy. They can also bring you down faster than a sleepy person who has ice cold water tossed on them.
So let me give you an update on the "men" in Nancy's life:
Anthony: Left me cause he "wasn't happy". Is currently dating Angela from Taco Bell. Failed a lot of classes last year. Is still overweight. Supposed to see him tonight to give him money for his dad. Not so excited about it. Oh yeah, and I was his first. In like everything.
Lawrence: My supervisor at work. Started after me, got promoted before me. Dave Chapelle in a former life. Incredibly hilarious, espcially when he "preaches". Hard worker, harder critic. Is currently dating roommate, Rachel who works at Dillards. Made out a couple of times, then informed me he didn't want a girlfriend. Yeah...except he now has one. Things are awkward at work. Still think he likes me.
Cameron: Not my supervisor. Started in Feburary. Really hot in a little boy kind of way. Is 18, so that doesn't make me a pedophile. Nice body, nice tan. Not so nice smarts. Dropped out of high school because school "wasn't for me". Wears clothes with holes in them. Has an obsessive girlfriend who isn't that pretty. Cheated on his girlfriend with me one night. Fell for him pretty hard. Until he threatened to file sexual harassment charges on me! Caused major drama at work. Had a meeting with Wayne and Cameron. "Figured" things out. He's still hot and still kind of flirting with me, but it's weird.
Andrew: Met him through Cameron. If Lawrence is Dave Chappelish (?) funny, then Andrew is Stephen Colbertish (?) funny. Made me laugh very hard when I first met him. Not laughing so much now. He's very attractive and has a great body. Get along great. Been out a couple of times to the movies, but I don't consider that an official date since I work there. Tells me he really likes me, arrange for us to go out last Tuesday. I get stood up because he "fell asleep". Supposed to come over last night - got stood up again because his (attractive) female roommate and his parents are hanging out instead. He knows I don't trust him much after what happened, so he gives me his mail box key so he has to have a reason to see me again. How lame. I am going to see him at work to see wtf is going on. No more games. I'm tired of the cat and mouse. Intriguing at first, but only tedious now. It's breaking my heart cause I really want something from him, but I'm not sure what.
So, that's what's going on. Andrew is kind of driving me crazy right now because I don't know what he wants. I don't know. Somehow I have a feeling it'll be a Lawrence redux because him and Kristin (his roommate) have been spending a lot of time together. If this is the case, expect me to get really pissed off. If I did something to mess up my Karma, I'd really like to know what I did because I have no earthly idea why I'd deserve all of this bullshit. :D
So let me give you an update on the "men" in Nancy's life:
Anthony: Left me cause he "wasn't happy". Is currently dating Angela from Taco Bell. Failed a lot of classes last year. Is still overweight. Supposed to see him tonight to give him money for his dad. Not so excited about it. Oh yeah, and I was his first. In like everything.
Lawrence: My supervisor at work. Started after me, got promoted before me. Dave Chapelle in a former life. Incredibly hilarious, espcially when he "preaches". Hard worker, harder critic. Is currently dating roommate, Rachel who works at Dillards. Made out a couple of times, then informed me he didn't want a girlfriend. Yeah...except he now has one. Things are awkward at work. Still think he likes me.
Cameron: Not my supervisor. Started in Feburary. Really hot in a little boy kind of way. Is 18, so that doesn't make me a pedophile. Nice body, nice tan. Not so nice smarts. Dropped out of high school because school "wasn't for me". Wears clothes with holes in them. Has an obsessive girlfriend who isn't that pretty. Cheated on his girlfriend with me one night. Fell for him pretty hard. Until he threatened to file sexual harassment charges on me! Caused major drama at work. Had a meeting with Wayne and Cameron. "Figured" things out. He's still hot and still kind of flirting with me, but it's weird.
Andrew: Met him through Cameron. If Lawrence is Dave Chappelish (?) funny, then Andrew is Stephen Colbertish (?) funny. Made me laugh very hard when I first met him. Not laughing so much now. He's very attractive and has a great body. Get along great. Been out a couple of times to the movies, but I don't consider that an official date since I work there. Tells me he really likes me, arrange for us to go out last Tuesday. I get stood up because he "fell asleep". Supposed to come over last night - got stood up again because his (attractive) female roommate and his parents are hanging out instead. He knows I don't trust him much after what happened, so he gives me his mail box key so he has to have a reason to see me again. How lame. I am going to see him at work to see wtf is going on. No more games. I'm tired of the cat and mouse. Intriguing at first, but only tedious now. It's breaking my heart cause I really want something from him, but I'm not sure what.
So, that's what's going on. Andrew is kind of driving me crazy right now because I don't know what he wants. I don't know. Somehow I have a feeling it'll be a Lawrence redux because him and Kristin (his roommate) have been spending a lot of time together. If this is the case, expect me to get really pissed off. If I did something to mess up my Karma, I'd really like to know what I did because I have no earthly idea why I'd deserve all of this bullshit. :D