omfg this makes sense >__
MAD LIBS thing from roko epsilon
To Quickly Kiss
Kakuzu and Hidan were celebrating a sheen Valentine's Day together. Kakuzu had cooked a silky dinner and they ate in a cave by candlelight.
"My darling," Hidan said, stroking Kakuzu's face, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Kakuzu. "It is but a dark token of my rough love."
Kakuzu opened the box. Inside was a sandy tentacle! He gazed at it stealthily. Then he gazed at Hidan stealthily. "It's dry," Kakuzu said. "Come here and let me kiss you."
Just then, a stitchy crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like the sound of lord jashin's believers. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a silver voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Hidan read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other shockingly as the crone cackled some more. Kakuzu's heart began to tremble. Then Hidan shrugged, pulled out a scythe, and hit the crone on her mouth. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Kakuzu said and kissed Hidan hurredly. "This is a sharp Valentine's Day!"
They loudly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they kissed each other all night long.
How did I do it XD?
To Quickly Kiss
Kakuzu and Hidan were celebrating a sheen Valentine's Day together. Kakuzu had cooked a silky dinner and they ate in a cave by candlelight.
"My darling," Hidan said, stroking Kakuzu's face, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Kakuzu. "It is but a dark token of my rough love."
Kakuzu opened the box. Inside was a sandy tentacle! He gazed at it stealthily. Then he gazed at Hidan stealthily. "It's dry," Kakuzu said. "Come here and let me kiss you."
Just then, a stitchy crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like the sound of lord jashin's believers. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a silver voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Hidan read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other shockingly as the crone cackled some more. Kakuzu's heart began to tremble. Then Hidan shrugged, pulled out a scythe, and hit the crone on her mouth. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Kakuzu said and kissed Hidan hurredly. "This is a sharp Valentine's Day!"
They loudly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they kissed each other all night long.
How did I do it XD?