How...
How is it possible for my own flesh and blood to be the biggest CUNT in all of North America and that is counting Ann Coulter.
So, my sister is a cunt.
I want to put her in jail.
I want to choke her out.
I have visions of hitting her across the jaw with an 1968 Encarta Encyclopedia Cu-F for cunt/fuck.
I had a dream about my fiance chasing her with a rusty garden rake and having this sickly liberating burning desire for him to catch her and hack her to shreds while she was still trying to run away.
I wanna rip out every last track of her fake ass synthetic hair and parade that bald headed gold diggin ass bitch around the mall in a horse harness with blinders on and 20 dollar bill hanging from a fishing pole dangling in front of her face.
Of course I would never do any of those things, except maybe send her to jail.
If I wait long enough she will end up just like the rest of my family. Broken down, uneducated, scheming, ni**erish. Making it easy for white people to generalize even when the honest black folk fight to be taken seriously.
What a fucking waste.
So sister, you may think you're living the "ghetto life" being from Everett and living on people's couches on the outskirts of Marysville but you are far from it, baby. Why must you perpetuate ignorance to insist to the world that you are "black"? You have never had to deal with a difficult thing that you hadn't created for yourself in all your 17 years of squandered life.
I've done all I can to help you. I'm tired of raising you and I will not be manipulated like mom and the rest of our family. I'm trying to come up and you're dragging me down. Why can't I have success without being a "sell out" huh? Why do you feel like everything I have worked for has earned me the "goody two shoes" nick name? Rebelling against being "another Kendra" is only hurting you. You are cheating yourself and have wasted all of these opportunities that tons of blacks all over the world would KILL for. I would have LOVED to have the opportunities that you have shit on. No one is expecting you to be me you fucking idiot. You could NEVER be me. I'm self made, and I just keep going. We just expect you to assume the responsibility that comes with getting older. HANDLE YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. You claim you are grown, you expect to be treated as if you are, but you can't demand what you havend earned. Take some initiative and try BEING a grown up instead of PRENTENDING you are.
Or I guess I can come and see you when youre a BIG sucess living the life you always wanted but having to pretend to be some old white man's sugar baby to get it. Or better yet, when youre making gobs of money putting your middle school education to use tricking fat, old, sweaty, unattractive, fuckers our of their money during one of your many VIP dances.
If you ever came to me for help, I might be able to do that for you. I am still your sister. Family might mean anything to you, but it isn't completely lost on me. But it will not be the brand of "help" you like with people doing everything for you and giving you things.
Until then - you've made your bed, now lie in it.
So, my sister is a cunt.
I want to put her in jail.
I want to choke her out.
I have visions of hitting her across the jaw with an 1968 Encarta Encyclopedia Cu-F for cunt/fuck.
I had a dream about my fiance chasing her with a rusty garden rake and having this sickly liberating burning desire for him to catch her and hack her to shreds while she was still trying to run away.
I wanna rip out every last track of her fake ass synthetic hair and parade that bald headed gold diggin ass bitch around the mall in a horse harness with blinders on and 20 dollar bill hanging from a fishing pole dangling in front of her face.
Of course I would never do any of those things, except maybe send her to jail.
If I wait long enough she will end up just like the rest of my family. Broken down, uneducated, scheming, ni**erish. Making it easy for white people to generalize even when the honest black folk fight to be taken seriously.
What a fucking waste.
So sister, you may think you're living the "ghetto life" being from Everett and living on people's couches on the outskirts of Marysville but you are far from it, baby. Why must you perpetuate ignorance to insist to the world that you are "black"? You have never had to deal with a difficult thing that you hadn't created for yourself in all your 17 years of squandered life.
I've done all I can to help you. I'm tired of raising you and I will not be manipulated like mom and the rest of our family. I'm trying to come up and you're dragging me down. Why can't I have success without being a "sell out" huh? Why do you feel like everything I have worked for has earned me the "goody two shoes" nick name? Rebelling against being "another Kendra" is only hurting you. You are cheating yourself and have wasted all of these opportunities that tons of blacks all over the world would KILL for. I would have LOVED to have the opportunities that you have shit on. No one is expecting you to be me you fucking idiot. You could NEVER be me. I'm self made, and I just keep going. We just expect you to assume the responsibility that comes with getting older. HANDLE YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. You claim you are grown, you expect to be treated as if you are, but you can't demand what you havend earned. Take some initiative and try BEING a grown up instead of PRENTENDING you are.
Or I guess I can come and see you when youre a BIG sucess living the life you always wanted but having to pretend to be some old white man's sugar baby to get it. Or better yet, when youre making gobs of money putting your middle school education to use tricking fat, old, sweaty, unattractive, fuckers our of their money during one of your many VIP dances.
If you ever came to me for help, I might be able to do that for you. I am still your sister. Family might mean anything to you, but it isn't completely lost on me. But it will not be the brand of "help" you like with people doing everything for you and giving you things.
Until then - you've made your bed, now lie in it.