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[namorofthesea]

The food you give us is atrocious. How long must we suffer this dismal diet? Is our imprisonment not enough?

((OOC: The food is probably fine, Namor just feels like complaining.))

Comments

[gimmethemap]

Not that I don't understand how you feel, but half the kitchen staff is in level zero right now, you know.

[namorofthesea]

How difficult could it be? Dump raw seafood and saltwater soaked plant matter onto a plate and it is done. And please stop cooking it for Neptune's sake. Fish flakes taste better than this garbage.

If you can't manage that, then at least release the kitchen staff.

[gimmethemap]

Hey, settle the fuck down; I'm not the one making your food!

[namorofthesea]

I apologize, but perhaps you could pass the message along to the one who is?

AND LIBBY GETS DEFENSIVE OVER BOBBY'S COOKING

[thatlibbychick]

There's nothing wrong with the food!

[fathersbludgeon]

Thank you.

LOL RALPH, Libby doesn't love you :c

[thatlibbychick]

I was defending Bobby's cooking.

He knows, Libby. He knows. :c

[fathersbludgeon]

What, like there's a difference?

[calzonewithlegs]

Don't like it? Then don't fuckin' eat it. Ain't my problem.

'Sides, you're in a fuckin' prison cell. What'd you expect, your ma's home cookin'?

[namorofthesea]

This is far below the quality of food I give the prisoners of Atlantis, and they merely get kelp!

[calzonewithlegs]

Yeah, well, maybe this'll make you think twice the next time you get the bright fuckin' idea to riot.

[namorofthesea]

Hardly. The food is an irritation, but not so bad that I would make judgments based off of whether or not I'd have to eat it.

LOLREPOST

[fathersbludgeon]

You ever hear the phrase, "Limited resources"?

Re: LOLREPOST

[namorofthesea]

Hmph.

We had no such problems in my kingdom.

[fathersbludgeon]

Do I look like King Triton to you?

[namorofthesea]

King Triton?