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A weird collection of quotes from various chats. So funny!
I think the thing I've been most ashamed of doing with my penis
was trying to see if I could register it as a fingerprint on my laptops fingerprint scanner
JUST so I could login with a penis print
it didn't work :(
ok, I need hot sandwich ideas
I got Ruben/Buffalo Chicken Burger/Meatball
chicken ranch
philly cheesesteak
hrm philly cheesesteak
good one, I'll put that one down
Garou: Larry King, Oprah, John Goodman.
Those are Sandwichs?
No, it's a sandwich.
And boy, is it a hot one.
facepalm.
%^tiNee^ takes aubz credit card and slides it between aubz's butt cheeks
[%^tiNee^] *denied*
[&goat] what do you mean denied
[&goat] aubz' ass takes everything
Gotta catch 'em all!
STDs!
gonorrhea, i choose you
GO GET 'EM, HIV!
Herpes, fire attack!
HIV IS EVOLVING
CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR HIV HAS BECOME AIDS!
I got the worst fortune after having a condom break
what
"Even the smallest leak can sink a ship"
Damn Asian Cookies
ipatchphd: i knew someone named april may
IUErothyme: hahahahahaha
ipatchphd: and when her mom was angry shed say
ipatchphd: YOU BETTER MARCH APRIL MAY
< billn> so pizza hut has that field in the online order form, for special instructions?
< billn> I put 'driver must beat box.'
< billn> turns out, he could.
christ how long does a reboot take
took him 3 days
WiTriDi: hmm so he got even more raged than you
Searanger: k thnx bye
WiTriDi: ??
WiTriDi: lol??
WiTriDi: your leaving me
WiTriDi: i will not stand for this
WiTriDi: how can we keep our relationship alive
WiTriDi: if you keep ignoring me
WiTriDi: are you even listening
WiTriDi: GOD I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I TRY
Searanger: i go to the washroom for 1 minute
Searanger: and u serve me divorce papers
<@vorien> Finally fixed the bot to do real-time language translation, check it out.
<@vorien> lum, translate to spanish I am unable to accept a position at this time with your company. Thank you for your interest but I am an english speaking individual.
<@lum> vorien: :(
<@vorien> damn
<@vorien> lum, translate to spanish I am unable to accept a position at this time with your company.
<@lum> vorien: :(
<@vorien> wtf
<@vorien> lum, translate to spanish I like donkeys for sexual purposes.
<@lum> vorien: Tengo gusto de los burros para los propósitos sexuales.
<@vorien> Naturally.
<@blackbart> lol this guy was showing me his new phone at work the other day
<@blackbart> so while i was looking at it i changed his contact entry for his dad to my number
<@blackbart> just got a call from him and answered with "hello son, i dont love you and your adopted"
<@blackbart> cant stop laughing
What do nine out of ten people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Once I got out of the AF I stopped overclocking
< cor_vi> you lost the need, the need for speed?
When I die, I want my last words to be some harsh call that will haunt some poor bastard forever. Like, just say to the doctor "your shirt is terrible; one of us will have to go", then die.