Laws of the Marines

[namimorimarine]

The time of post is currently 19:23GLST with a temperature of 52°F and clear skies. The SS Namimori has been secured and the herbivores removed from the premises.

I have bounty posters and all pirates that are currently wanted will be bitten to death. On that note, all pirates that are currently, even have been or ever plan to be irritating

Comments

[threeswordsgirl]

And how many pirates have you 'bitten' to death so far, Marine?

[namimorimarine]

Ever hear of Buggy the Clown?

[threeswordsgirl]

That idiot? Yeah, I've had the misfortune.

[namimorimarine]

How about Donquixote Doflamingo?

[threeswordsgirl]

...Marines don't fight Shichibukai, kid. And don't pretend like you even could. It's laughable.

[namimorimarine]

I've seen his bounty poster, I don't care what he is.

[threeswordsgirl]

...Do you even know what a Shichibukai is? The bounty isn't valid anymore.

[namimorimarine]

It's valid as long as I hold it.

I could go after yours instead.

[threeswordsgirl]

What? That makes no sense. ...Hn, whatever, go ahead and fight him. One less Marine to annoy us.

Yeah, I'm not worried.

[namimorimarine]

It means that this poster is valid.

Hold on. You're not who I thought you were.

[threeswordsgirl]

Not to your bosses it isn't, kid. It's against the rules for Marines to try and take down the Warlords once they've been instated. Unless they break their contract first.

...I'm not?

[namimorimarine]

My bosses?

I thought you had a bounty.

[threeswordsgirl]

You a Marine or a bounty hunter? If you're the first, you've got higher-ups, don't you.

...Are you an idiot?

[namimorimarine]

I don't answer to anyone, herbivore.

Are you a transvestite?

[threeswordsgirl]

Just a bounty hunter, then. Is 'herbivore' supposed to be an insult?

What the fuck, no. Don't you know about the fake fruits floating around and shit?

[namimorimarine]

I'm a marine. I have an official armband.

No. I don't want to know about fake fruits.