Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I donated bone marrow to harm1020 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In October I helped fuzzy_queen see the light (8 points). In February I pushed ladyastreia in the mud (-17 points). In January I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I stole chadzibelman's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (961 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
namibiacoco