The Kamehameha Kid
So there's this one really cute kid who is a 3rd grader now. I remember him cause he always loves to talk with me and gets me to do a Kamehameha from Dragon Ball. Anyways today he asked if I was really 27, which he said he didn't believe cause my beard was so big. He said it's too early to grow a beard. Then he asked if I had any kids, which I said I didn't. Then he asked if I was married, and I said I wasn't. He asked why not, and I told him I say 'no thank you' to getting married, at least not until later. He then asked if I had a girlfriend, which I said was a secret. That always gets em! hahaha